|Reviews for Please, Master, May I kill her?|
| The Night Whisperer chapter 1 . 2/24
*tries to hold back laughter but fails miserably* Oh, dear God ... Hahahahahahahahahaha XD This was just too much! I mean, come on! The fact that Alucard is pissed off over a book series, a very popular one at that, and wants to take out the author is just hilarious. I hope for Ms. Meyers sake he doesn't end up finding Bin Laden because God only knows what he'll do to her if he ever does.
| PrincessoftheShadowsofDestiny chapter 1 . 1/19/2014
You really need to write a followup in which you detail the search and trade off. Hilarious!
| kraken5 chapter 1 . 9/1/2013
Why do I see a major shift in oil prices on the horizon? Alucard would pretty much exterminate all terrorists on the planet looking for bin ladin. Wish I could see it.
| Kanotari chapter 1 . 1/25/2013
*sniff* I'm so glad I'm not the only one who wants to unleash Alucard on the twihards. Very amusing.
| Lady Owl Of The East chapter 1 . 12/27/2012
I just have to say how much I love this fanfic. It's frickin' hilarious.
| LunarCatNinja chapter 1 . 6/29/2012
Wow... I'm going to read the sequel now! W
| Avenging Neko chapter 1 . 6/16/2012
Despite buying the hooks, I don't like sparkle pores. It's stupid. Vegan! Sure. Sparkly? No. -spies on the sequel ish thing-
| Sephira The Wicked chapter 1 . 4/10/2012
I would Love you forever if you wrote a second chapter about he trade.
Sephira T. Wicked
| anon chapter 1 . 4/5/2012
Huh, I guess Alucard found him after all. Only took him a few years! Bye, Steph!
| Orisin chapter 1 . 8/22/2011
Gerat!I have imagined his reaction when he saw that several times,and he really acted what I thought!(XD
I still believe that "hellsing" vampires is "real".
| King of the Fallen chapter 1 . 6/21/2011
A good read. Brilliantly done. Great work, ja ne.
| Fell's Blessing chapter 1 . 6/6/2011
This was wondrous.
| RigorMortisGirl chapter 1 . 3/29/2011
Quite possibly the best thing I have ever written.
Have this shiny piece of my soul in return. :D
| ShadowFoxMoon chapter 1 . 2/26/2011
LMAO! Since the sentence "They still sparkle." I couldn't stop laughing.
| Astarael Argetlam chapter 1 . 1/10/2011
Brilliant absolutely brilliant. This is the best crack fic I've read in a long time. You nailed Integra and Alucard. The idea of Alucard borderline whining to Integra has made this a awesome story. BTW if you haven't already written a sequel please don't. It's perfect as it is.