Reviews for Please, Master, May I kill her?
XFireXStoneX chapter 1 . 4/29/2016
The Night Whisperer chapter 1 . 2/24/2015
*tries to hold back laughter but fails miserably* Oh, dear God ... Hahahahahahahahahaha XD This was just too much! I mean, come on! The fact that Alucard is pissed off over a book series, a very popular one at that, and wants to take out the author is just hilarious. I hope for Ms. Meyers sake he doesn't end up finding Bin Laden because God only knows what he'll do to her if he ever does.
PrincessoftheShadowsofDestiny chapter 1 . 1/19/2014
You really need to write a followup in which you detail the search and trade off. Hilarious!
kraken5 chapter 1 . 9/1/2013
Why do I see a major shift in oil prices on the horizon? Alucard would pretty much exterminate all terrorists on the planet looking for bin ladin. Wish I could see it.
Kanotari chapter 1 . 1/25/2013
*sniff* I'm so glad I'm not the only one who wants to unleash Alucard on the twihards. Very amusing.
Lady Owl Of The East chapter 1 . 12/27/2012
I just have to say how much I love this fanfic. It's frickin' hilarious.
LunarCatNinja chapter 1 . 6/29/2012
Wow... I'm going to read the sequel now! W
Avenging Neko chapter 1 . 6/16/2012
Despite buying the hooks, I don't like sparkle pores. It's stupid. Vegan! Sure. Sparkly? No. -spies on the sequel ish thing-
Sephira The Wicked chapter 1 . 4/10/2012
I would Love you forever if you wrote a second chapter about he trade.


Sephira T. Wicked
anon chapter 1 . 4/5/2012
Huh, I guess Alucard found him after all. Only took him a few years! Bye, Steph!
Orisin chapter 1 . 8/22/2011
Gerat!I have imagined his reaction when he saw that several times,and he really acted what I thought!(XD

I still believe that "hellsing" vampires is "real".
King of the Fallen chapter 1 . 6/21/2011
A good read. Brilliantly done. Great work, ja ne.
Fell's Blessing chapter 1 . 6/6/2011
This was wondrous.
RigorMortisGirl chapter 1 . 3/29/2011
That...was beautiful.

Quite possibly the best thing I have ever written.

No, really.

I'm serious.

Have this shiny piece of my soul in return. :D
ShadowFoxMoon chapter 1 . 2/26/2011
LMAO! Since the sentence "They still sparkle." I couldn't stop laughing.
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