|Reviews for Year Five at Warner Brothers|
| camillablue chapter 1 . 4/24/2015
Oh. My. GOD.
I don't think that I have EVER laughed so hard at something in my LIFE. This was so on POINT. Every single "bitch is fierce" made me pee myself. Seriously. "All you have to do is...give it to me...and I will show you...EVERYTHING." *raises eyebrows* See, THIS movie, I could get on board with.
You have now made ma a) cry in the shower a few days in a row after finishing "Eden" in twelve hours, and b) made me laugh so hard I had to stuff my blanket in my mouth so I wouldn't wake my roommates up at four in the morning. Gawd you're brilliant.
| Verecie Millitude chapter 1 . 6/29/2014
This sums it up perfectly, and you have genuinely made me piss my pants laughing.
Sometimes I wonder if the directors of these films WANTED to see these young actors get worse and worse by deliberately not calling them out on eyebrows and panting and mumbling and moping through the entire films. I can only ever watch the 1st one with my family. (I want to say I'd see the 2nd one with them too, but Jason bloody Isaacs has me drooling through all of his scenes, damn him.)
Hey, I know the 6th one and the 7th ones were COMPARATIVELY not entirely ballsed up the way the 3rd, 4th and 5th were, but God. What I'd give to see you take those on. There's still so much to cringe about and I honestly can't really look any of these films in the eye.
| Yet Another Girl chapter 1 . 10/19/2013
Even though I was okay with the movies, if this was them, I'd have no time to do anything. I'd be watching them, over, and over, and over, and over! You're hilarious!
| Happy chapter 1 . 9/23/2013
Your funniest ever. I had to button my lips together and clench my teeth so I wouldn't laugh too loud. And even then it still came out in spit-laughter at times. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!
| Susan of Zog chapter 1 . 8/23/2012
Lmao. I gave up on the movies halfway through POA. (Lupin's mustache was killing me...) Maybe I should go watch em for the lols tho...
| peresphone chapter 1 . 8/6/2012
Hilarious, loving the Snape/Phantom part... But I adore Evanescence!
| Guest chapter 1 . 7/16/2012
ps. LOVED the snatch reference, best moment :Pxx
| Guest chapter 1 . 7/16/2012
im usually not an anal person, but your stuffs so funny that i figured it might aswell be perfect, under 'the great hall' scene near the beggining just after dumbledore says hagrids gone, you spelt health HEATH :P in 'health and safety' x sorryyy xxx
| claraowl chapter 1 . 6/7/2012
Which I why I have only read the books and haven't watched some of the movies. *sighs*
| The One chapter 1 . 4/6/2012
Perfect. Perfectly sums up how shite this film was in comparison with the books.
| Jaquilen chapter 1 . 1/10/2012
OOH I LOVED THIS! I totally agree the movies suck
... what i do when i wat ch the movies
i can't wait for years 6 and 7- unless you liked them. but if you think harry is a n00b in those movies too, POST SOON!
| LSHIFOTGAD chapter 1 . 11/1/2011
This is the bestthing i haveEVER read. Please write movirs 6 and 7 soon!
-Laughing So Hard I Fell On The Ground And Died
| runningrivulets chapter 1 . 6/18/2011
That was absolutely hilarious. I'm so happy that someone else besides me also thinks that the Harry Potter movies are crap. Seriously, they mess up the portrayals. I like HBC as much as the next person, but wasn't Bellatrix Lestrange supposed to be more refined (like straight hair) and more calculating and less batshit insane? Still, Ralph Fiennes is totally gorgeous, and he helps me get through the movies.
You should seriously parody HBP, it would be totally hilarious :)
| NyxBorn chapter 1 . 3/19/2011
SIRIUS: God, it's depressing being related to such glamorous, sexy people. It's not easy having Helena Bonham Carter as a cousin, you know.
Ha. Ha. Ha. Okay, enough of my sarcastic-sounding laughter that is actually quite real. I agree with all of this, but um...Have to say I really like the MovieBellatrix. And she at least was a hellavlot better actress then (Helen McCorey) for Bellatrix. If she (Helen McCorey) hadn't gotten pregnant, we would have an awful Bellatrix.
| fluffyllamas chapter 1 . 11/12/2010
Intense! Loved this one! I shall never watch Snape's scene again with out thinking of Phantom. And I will never watch that scene in Phantom without thinking of Alan singing it. Haha brilliant!