|Reviews for The Knight and the Prince|
| J-Horror Girl chapter 39 . 4/21/2009
But-but-I used to eat dry cake mix and dry brownie mix. And sometimes soup mix, but only when PMSing, so that doesn't count. Never tried match heads, stopped biting pencils in second grade, and ate a dog biscuit on a dare sometime in grade school. Paper-only when it's stuck to actual food and I can't get it all peeled off. Are you trying to say *I'm* a narcissist?
Okay, so maybe that was way more than you ever wanted to know about me.
Love them wandering through Wayne Manor in the middle of the night. Love them encountering Alfred even more. Love the Winnie-the-Pooh references best of all.
More soon? *looks at Lauralot with big puppy-dog eyes*
| lost soul's keeper chapter 39 . 4/21/2009
Jonathan eating dry cake mix and joker dying his hari with food coloring..yep them's our boys...
| GreyLiliy chapter 39 . 4/21/2009
That was fun. Just, fun all the way around.
Jonathan eating cake mix, "I'm not supposed to be talking" Joker running around, Jonathan ranting. The Joker counting like a parent - genius. Yet again, way too much fun to list everything.
Oh and of Course - entrance of Alfred. YES! And now the world is complete.
| Deus3xMachina chapter 39 . 4/21/2009
Dry cake mix isn't that strange. How different could it be from cooked cake mix, really? It sounds delicious... like eating cocoa or brownie mix...
It must be torture for a narcissist with unresolved emotional bonds to someone to go completely unrecognized for his efforts like that. I'm surprised he isn't being bitchier/whinier about it.
(btw: I haven't reviewed in a few chapters, I know, so I want to retroactively compliment the most recent arc with the psychotic break. That was unexpected and highly enjoyable.)
| SetInSmoke chapter 39 . 4/21/2009
I ate paper before. It's not all that bad. P
Dry cake mix on the other hand, does sound a bit odd... Dog food? *shudders* My friend ate it before. Said it didn't really taste like anything. However, apparently cat food is the most disgusting thing on earth.
| All Nightmare Long chapter 38 . 4/21/2009
Aww, man! He finally kissed Bats! And he called his overcoat what? Too funny! Thanks for updating, I really liked it!
| Shmelly chapter 38 . 4/21/2009
I was expecting the Joker to finish his last sentence with "Charlie".
Gotta be *sneaky*, Charlie, we gotta be *sneaky*!
Aww, I was so caught up in the OMGSPAZ HE'S ALIVE moment of the last chapter that I didn't even think of how Jonny must be feeling about all this. He went to all that trouble doing [blah-rant-waffle] and then Batpants walks in and...
*!WHOA NELLY HUGTIME!* I swear. [headshake]
ROFLOLZ oh gosh I just reread the bit about the purple coat of sex and nearly wet myself. XD STOP THAT!
| SetInSmoke chapter 38 . 4/21/2009
LOL. Silly Jonny, it doesn't count if she said no. P
But really, what kind of idiot girl would say NO to JONATHAN CRANE? Haha.
Another AMAZING chapter!
P.S. Charlie the Unicorn is awesome. Just like your fanfictions. P
| Elizabeth Tudor chapter 38 . 4/21/2009
The entire opening scene is great, from Batman's analysis of Joker's dazedly happy look as vaguely concussed to Joker's utterly redundant "vanishing into thin air like a vanishing thing." I may have to use that somewhere.
Hyperactive three-year-old Joker is possibly even more entertaining than raunchy and crossdressing Joker. Definitely better than mannequin Joker.
Poor Jonny. I'd be interested in getting his take on this.
Joker never gives up, does he? I love that he just assumes that since Bats isn't locking him in a concrete closet anymore, Batman's admitted his love and is ready to make like a bunny rabbit, and that his only current concern is where he can stick Jonny while this is going on.
I can't make up my mind whether your Joker really is convinced that Jonny is stuffed with straw, or whether it's just his personal joke that he's taking WAY too far. Either way, Jonathan is in danger of losing his head.
Purple coat of sex. Best . Descriptor. EVER. Really, if he wasn't so terrifying, he WOULD look like a pimp.
Woot! Stephen King!
Awesome as ever, m'dear.
| Melvisik chapter 38 . 4/21/2009
Yay! Joker's BACK!
PERFECT timing and reaction, when everything goes back to normal and Joker snaps out of it to be so happy!
That kiss part, yeah, pure perfection!
So, here they all are. The Batman, the Joker, and the Scarecrow (or at least Jonny in his outfit sans the mask). It's touching how much Jonny cared for Joker through all this. I bet Scarecrow's exasperated :P.
I'm sorry I only review like every other chapter, but this is performance month and finals are coming up soon. You understand ;).
| MofM chapter 38 . 4/21/2009
"He violated me." I lol'd. I can totally picture Batsy saying that in his serious business face.
I never, ever review. Ever. But I've been completely and unexpectedly sucked into this fic and it's so good that I feel guilty for not saying something. So, yeah, it's awesome. And so are the ridiculously frequent updates.
| J-Horror Girl chapter 38 . 4/21/2009
Oh. My. Lost-Puppy-Reunion!Joker is just so huggable-although I guess I'd have to pry him off Batman to do it. How can I quote my favorite bits of this chapter? It's all great. Batsy/Bruce's increasing discomfort, Jonathan's snarkiness, all the hugging, the sparkling with joy-and the kiss. Oh, that kiss.
And of course the Joker would be delighted that Batman punched him. I mean, was Bats not there for the interrogation scene? My only question is, why did he start with the head AGAIN? He should know better by now.
'Grown-up time.' I take it back. That and 'He violated me.' are my favorite parts. And 'the purple coat of sex' Um. Back to the problem I started with. Too much favorite stuff.
Damn, but you're good. Comedic genius.
More more more more more!
| Lovedoodle chapter 38 . 4/21/2009
I love you!
Thanks for writing this, its so fantastic! You are the best writer on FF, seriously! I loved that they kissed, sort of, in this chapter!
| yunasgrace chapter 38 . 4/21/2009
I LOVED this chapter!
i couldnt stop laughing and imagining Crane under the bed while the Joker and Batman are having "grown-up time" cracked me up XD (people are giving me wierd looks while im smiling and laughing insanly at my laptop xD)
cant wait for the next chapter!
| xXDeidara-chanXx chapter 38 . 4/21/2009
A really great chapter.
This was so cute and funny,
I couldn't help but laugh more than half the time I read this chapter.
The 'grown-up'time and Carrie lines are my favs.