Oh boy, Poor, Poor Bruce. That guy has no idea what he's in for. He should expect the worse and then some. Somehow, Jonathan and Joker always seem to put Batman in horrible situations, such as the one he is now in. Crane, despite being emotionally handicapped, isn't an idiot. And Joker... he's an insane genius. I doubt he want's to find out Batman's identity, though. I mean, he would probably find that anticlimactic and boring.

Tsk. Every time Jonathan wakes up, whether it is in Arkham, or his apartment, it seems the Joker is there to kick him while he is down. Breaking into his cell, breaking into the infirmary, breaking into his apartment and stealing all his furniture. And Joker is usually always the cause behind why Crane is unconscious. Hahaha! I do want to give Jonathan a ton of hugs and kisses and cuddles. Actually, no, strike that. I want BATMAN to give Jonathan a ton of hugs and kisses and cuddles.

I snickered at the fact that Joker tried to get even closer to Bats when he was carrying him. Such a Joker like thing to do. I am surprised he wasn't grinding against him (Though I can imagine he probably will eventually.).

Anywho! Love the chapter, as always! Looking forward to an update soon! Now that they are in the cave, things are really picking up!

Ta!

-Alex

(Alexandra-the-Great91)

Really, I can't see why Jonny got so worked up over everything, it was only a couple of broken ribs, and it wasn't like being Bat-bait was anything new. *le sigh* Some people are just plain crazy. ;)

I love how Batbrat is always so defensive about the Bat prefix. I plan to have my Jack tease him about this plenty in chapters to come. I mean, c'mon, it's the Batmobile, no matter what he claims its called. I had to watch Batman Begins three times before I figured out why they were inexplicably calling it the Tumbler.

Ye gods, Joker is so much fun to read.

"You can't hate me. I gave you a pony." Ack...can't...breath...laughing...

We really must form some kind of Mutual Admiration Society or something. I can't even begin count the number of times I've read something of yours and then wished I had thought to put it that way.

Ah, angst, thy name is Batman.

Go Alfred. Bruce would be dead several times over if not for him. I adore Joker, but if it came down to the wire, Alfred is my favorite character in the Batman canon.

All those chains...Joker's right, Batman's definitely a D. On a side note, I now have an idea for my next steampunk costume.

Cheers,

~Liz

Asides from praising your fantastical-ness, I think we all need to consider one very important question. . .

That question being 'Bruce Wayne, who the fuck pissed in your Cornflakes?'

I mean, really. Breakfast sets the scene for the entire day . . .so if it smells like urine, don't eat it (it's all Alfred's fault).

Face it. Everyone needs to hug and be friends. Then dance on rainbows, possibly with BBQ sauce unicorns(I never really watch the new Batman series but in the episode I did watch. . .Batman looked like he would have thrown himself into the depths of the Batcave when he thought the Joker had died (even Alfred told him to stop brooding)).

I also learned Rastafarian Joker is frightening.

Bat should have let Joker torment Jon a little before he went and jumped in with the whole 'you're blindfolded' thing. Telling someone they are irreversibly blind or that crows ate their eyeballs while they were out is fun. And Batman ruined it.

Speaking of ponies, is Nightmare still alive? I hope no one brought him to the glue factory. . .

Y'know, it would be funny if the Joker, somewhere along the way, raided Rachel's closet. I mean, she's not using that stuff anymore. Why not use it for bat-seduction?

LMFAO. . .Adam West.

Oh man.

You win 10 million cookies, with this chapter.

“You can’t hate me. I gave you a pony.”

I think I'm dead. XD *checks pulse* Yup. Very dead. Death by laughter must be a repeatable occurance.

Alfred makes sure even the all prepared boy scout is even more prepared. He rocks.

Second favorite moment was of course Joker hinting that Batman called his car the Batmobile in his head. He so totally does. :heart:

“That’s not your natural voice, is it? ‘Cause that’s really unfortunate if it is. Does it hurt to talk that way? I imagine you must go through a crate of lozenges a week or so—”

I was going to comment on the fact that Christian Bale lost his voice as a result of that, but you'd already mentioned it in the Author's Note. I believe it was for two weeks or something?

I think he used the same voice in 'Howl's Moving Castle', although I may just be imagining it. :/

Haha, the joker in heels is hilarious. I'm not too great in heels either (i fall over soo much), but I love shoes so much I figure bleeding feet is a small price to pay for having awesome footwear. (:

I don't know why I just noticed now, but Batman seems to get quite repetitive around the joker, doesn't he? "Don't touch that.. no, you can't... don't blow that up" etc. And i completely forgot Jonathan was knocked out, I was wondering why he was so quiet. I thought perhaps he was just completely overwhelmed by the situation..

I heard that Christian's Batman voice was computerised... don't know how that could be done, as I get on with technology like a goldfish would get on with a hairdryer in its tank, but still.

And I generally get the same electrifying response from technology, too. [sour face]

I love the way you put tattie bogle in there. Makes me think of the Nac Mac Feegle. XD

I wore heels to my school prom. Needn't have bothered, I sat down practically the whole time and talked with my bestest bumchum.

I do not dance. Anyway, none of the guys liked me. Even most of the girls didn't... [continues grousing for another ten minutes]

:smacks forehead: the man blows things up and kills people with out a thought but hates wearing women's shoes...:shakes head: Just when I think I can't get more supeirsd by that charater...

The thing about joker wnated to be the devis' freind after he punched him was cute!

and poor johnny...

Every time you write a chapter and I don't think it could get any funnier... You go and write another one that's funnier. Just imagining Batman telling Joker he's not a lady made me laugh. Also, the line when he inquired what the Batmobile is really called.

I can't wait until they get to the Batcave. :) haha

Hahahahah! Oh man, Batman just walked right into that one! Seriously, if Batman and Joker had mad, passionate, hot sex, Joker would very likely be cuffed and tied down through the whole thing. And Joker would probably enjoy that, especially if the handcuff dug into his wrists and hurt...

Joker is such a whiny little kid sometimes! He seems to have the maturity level of about a 10-year-old, when it comes to Batman. Always making little stupid jokes and being a general annoyance. Of course, he is a really evil, sadistic manic, so his childish antics are disturbing! When I try to write the Joker, I kind of think of him as a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Willy Wonka, only really homicidal and insane. If you think about it, they both have similar fashion. Willy Wonka's small, ltitle-kid responses to questions seem to be something the Joker would say as well.

And Jonathan Crane is out for the count! He is going to freak when he wakes up and finds he is in the Tumbler or Batcave. I would have loved it if Batman did carry Jonny, but alas, I think Bat's wanted Joker to suffer. I am with you on High Heels. they are pure hell. I think that Bats figured he was going to make Joker suffer for dressing up as Rachel. And what better way but through High Heels? The devil themselves disguised as pretty innocent shoes.

Anywho, update soon! I am eagerly waiting to see what happens next!

Ta!

-Alex

(Alexandra-the-Great91)

Agreed. High heels are deathtraps.

Um...vicious, not viscous. Viscous means thick and glutinous.

Still enjoying the crossdressing Joker. I'm always very much aware that he's a psychotic mudering clown to rival Pennywise, but damn...it doesn't stop him from being gorgeous in a nurse dress. Talk about fatal attraction.

Joker punching Lucifer? That I might have to see. I can picture them alternately throttling each other or trading stories over (what else?) a bottle of firewhiskey. If anyone could deal with Satan, it would be Joker. And vice versa.

Yeah, Bats really ought to just stop responding. They say doing something over and over and expecting a different result each time is a warning sign of insanity. Denial, anyone?

"unconscious tattie bogleand God" Two words. Bogle. And. On that note, woot! Tattie bogle! I haven't heard that in years, it brings back great memories. Though most aren't associated with masked vigilantes...

Cheers,

~Liz

"Then he’d just be a shrill, angry harpy."

Did you just describe my buddy Scarecrow as a harpy?

Yes. I think you did.

I know he never does the same trick twice, but... are there even any bombs?

Bale's voice wasn't nearly as bad in BB.

LMFAO.

Definitly a D. Definitly.

Kink rules my word.

And you've made my fuckin' night.

Oh, sigh. Shoes shoes shoes. Pain is beauty, really.

The things you sacrifice for your Lover-Bat.

Bat really needs to lighten up, man. He should be glad the Joker is trying to mix things up, a bit. He's paying homage to Rachel's. . .er. . .memory.

It could have been worse.

He could have dressed up like the Queen Mum or Hillary Clinton.

Gah.

Moar man, moar.

Ya hear me, MOARZ.

You are my crack, friend.

Tattie bogle. Learned a new word today. :D

I agree with Joker. Jonathan's gonna' scream when he wakes up.

Yet another wonderful chapter. Love the BDSM comment. Batman is most assuredly, a D. And of course, I love that Batman actually carries around that many restraints with him in his car. Good to be prepared.

Joker's a wimp. I've done a three hour boat cruise in 3 inches. :P