I’m enjoying this save for the last two chapters of Emmett and Rose. Unrealistic, presumptuous, nosy, meddlesome, bossy and entitled. Just because they decided they should be. Because they decided they were the bosses of all and had the right to push people around. Grown adults, all - E and R were completely out of line and completely unfathomable and unrealistic. And everyone just lets them get away with it, like they’re afraid? That’s bs. I wouldn’t let Rose boss me around and I hate conflict. :)

Otherwise…I’m loving it!

Wow, This story has been such a delight to read! I laughed so many times, you made the humor come across so effortless, but that business is tricky. The vocabulary alone in this would have made it worth it, but I loved the setting, all the characters (except Rose and Emmett!). The live scene of rounding up the bad guys off stage was hilarious! And you cme up with the most outrageous quirks to give Edward, it was easy to see why Bella would become ensnared so quickly! And she was a powerful character in her right with some fancy acting chops to boot. Loved it all, thanks for keeping this posted, I hope it always remains here in perpetuam!

loving this story!

loved this chair. tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow

Hi,
I just wanted to say thank you for writing and sharing this wonderful story! I really enjoyed reading it! Which is all I did for the last days.
Greetings from Germany, leinchen

Hi!
I read this story such a long time ago, and I just went back to reread.
I don't know if it's because of my field of work or what, but now that I revisited this story, I kind of feel like this Edward is autistic. Was this intentional, or was he just supposed to be a quirky man?
Oh, I loved going back to visit these cool people!
Thanks for sharing your talent!

Absolutely loved it regards Toni Smith

I really thought these bad guys were planing on kidnapping someone. But it was hell funnier this way!
The whip!
Charlie encouraging Bella killed me!

She did pay in full for her phone call with her mom! Poor Bella not only was naked underneath but forgot her clothes as well!
This is hilarious!

This is better! Way better!

I understand why Bella would be a little hesitant about that kind of information, but she can’t judge what Edward did in his past, because it’s in the past. He was never that person, so it’s not as if he’s changed.
I really think Emmett blew everything out of proportion. Like totally overreacted. And I know he’s protective of both Alice and Bella, but to be honest it’s not his problem what they do with their private life. He could have talked to them calmly, listened to them, and offered advice.
Jasper never said anything like what Emmett insinuated. He wasn’t bragging about his sex life, and Edward never said he wanted to play a character with Bella. He doesn’t have all the pieces.
And everyone shares information at their own time.
And Bella telling Edward to figure out who he is, is hypocritical, because she’s just as lost as he is.

I knew this was going to be hilarious! Jasper totally gave Emmett the “I banged your sister until she couldn’t think straight”
Dude, you need to think first before babbling like that!

Edward is such an adorkable sweetheart in this fic, despite his unfortunate taste in one author, lol. To be fair, I do like The Fountainhead and AS as engaging stories—the reader just has to be careful not to be sucked into the Cult of Rand. I also have to give her props for ensnaring Branden. She worked some powerful mojo on that cutie! *grin*

Ah, soju. Brings to mind numerous memories of my dad and his friends drunkenly singing Korean karaoke all hours of the night. My favorite foods are bulgogi, gimbap, and fried mandu. My siblings and I used to stand around the stove with our mouths open like baby birds to fight over my grandma’s mandu practically as soon as they came out of the hot oil. Great, now I’m hungry, lol!

I went on a huge Ayn Rand kick in high school, but I’ve had nearly a 180 change of opinion since then. Objectivism can only exist within the reality of one’s perspective, and perspective is relative to the individual. Still, I appreciate Rand’s contribution the history of my life.