|Reviews for Reasons to Hate Twilight|
| kalleeliza chapter 6 . 3/1
I think the idea of imprinting/werewolves thing is okay if, there were more female werewolves, if the female werewolves weren't infertil, if the werewolves didn't instantly fall in love with imprints and vice versa. This could be a good idea if she actually put thought into it. I feel like all these "background" creatures were to much for her to handle. Werewolves and their back story, the Voltori, and so forth. I admit I ,love the idea of the Voltori, but if they're so powerful and power hungry why haven't they over taken the friggin' world yet? Why haven't they sought out potentially gifted humans and turn them into vampires? Why doesn't Meyers have a good editor? All good questions...
| kalleeliza chapter 1 . 2/27
I feel the same way, the characters dont grow! The only character I like is Jasper, he was a vicious monster and then becomes this vegetarian vampire... Personally, I would like it of they kept Jasper this bloodthirsty vampire, cause that's how vampires are supposed to be. Also, if Stephanie wanted to plague peoples minds with sparkly creatures then why doesn't she write about fairies or something!?
| KawaiCardMistressOfSakuraCards chapter 2 . 2/11
My eyes are really, REALLY wide right now! Defend you rights, Bella! Geez... Grow a backbone!
| Marigolds chapter 1 . 1/14
While I agree with you on most counts, I disagree with you on hating Bella the most. Bella could be a good character IF she was put amongst characters who recognise how whiny and annoying she is. She could be used for comic effect. And while she is certainly an idiot, I don't believe being an idiot is cause to hate them more than someone who is borderline abusive and a borderline rapist.
| Fonset chapter 8 . 12/28/2013
I'd like to applaud you on your writing of this 'story' of some sorts! I do think you have a good sense of humour but above all you used great arguments against Twilight being a good piece of literature.
I guess now I have a place to point my friend to if she should ever really start to question my motives for disliking the franchise. Funnily enough even she can see the wrongness with it, at least questioning the excistence of Renesmee or whatever her name is and the creepiness that is Edward Cullen.
Thank you so much for writing it!
| IceQueenofSlytherin chapter 3 . 12/25/2013
I really hate Isabella. She acts way to submissive for my liking. If anything she needs to get some dominance in her and end that abusive relationship! She is only with Eddie because she wants to be a vampire!
| IceQueenofSlytherin chapter 1 . 12/25/2013
Edward is only perfect to girls who want the perfect (abusive, stupid, annoying) boyfriend who thinks that he is the most dangerous thing in the world! Compared to other vampires, Edward is like a kitten without claws. If anything (not saying I am a twilight fan) Jasper would be the most dangerous being in the world since he is the God of War. Edward is just a creepy pervert who is like an annoying thing you can't get rid of!
| Guest chapter 8 . 12/16/2013
You are awesome. I hate twilight and this just made my day you are very witty and I love your writing style. In the twilight trilogy the author just makes the female character(Bella) really weak and annoying. Bella just crosses all the lines in feminism and puts fellow females to shame. I'm glad you put this argument up.
| Judopixie chapter 8 . 12/14/2013
Really good. I love how you provided logical explanations for each reason rather than simply bitching about the series. I must admit that when I just need something mindless to read I do turn to Twilight, it's a crappy series with a crappy 'plot', crappy characters, crappy logic and in no way deserved the success it achieved but it's good for when you're bored out of your mind. I didn't get all of the explanations, especially the ones in chapters 4 and 7 but I intend to go back over them and try again. I'll get there at some point.
Thanks for the entertainment
| Nagarox1234 chapter 8 . 12/12/2013
You are the greatest author ever! I agree with every reason you said and love how much detail you put into ever reason. I'm sorry people have been saying mean things to you, especially based on something as stupid as twilight! Keep up the good work :)
| Nklfbadlhk chapter 8 . 11/9/2013
| ThatWhichComesFromStardust chapter 8 . 11/4/2013
I've just read over your "story", and I have only one thing to say: this story is to awesome as Twilight is to fail! I officially love it! I adore the tearing apart of the medical fails-none of which I noticed while reading the books (and I read all four)-and the opening in chapter one. A vacation in Iceland, indeed!
Your clever and polite handling of flames and rude comments amuses me to no end, and I salute you. I've not written anything yet, but I live for the day I get my first flame :D
So, wow...just wow. You are one fabulous Potterhead! (I 3 Sev and Luc, by the way, not that it has anything to do with Twilight *is a mega Potterhead, too*.) Keep writing!
| akakabuto999 chapter 8 . 10/24/2013
I don't know why the shitpickles are being so mean to you :( Your very intelligent, funny, and obviously have a lot of brain power(or whatever its called) that Stephanie Meyers can't have.
| Firenze Fox chapter 8 . 10/14/2013
Hahaaaaa, wow, this is the most EPIC story (ok, not story, shall we say argument?) ever! Good for you for those replies to the reviews, especially the first one-I kinda picture that reviewer like an anonymous Uncle Vernon turning steadily more purple as they read your replies! XD
This is absolutely brilliant. A lot of anti-twilight posts on this site involve just pure ranting with no actual evidence, but this...
I know you said that you aren't trying to convert anyone to your side, but I am planning on showing this to my friend, a dedicated Twihard, and I am thinking that she will come and join me as a Potterhead after this!
Once again, absolutely amazing, keep writing!
| Guest chapter 1 . 9/17/2013
Exactly, CLAP CLAP CLAP! Twilight really sucks