|Reviews for Over The Top: Terror on Gay Street|
| blacksand1 chapter 10 . 3/23/2010
GREAT GOOGLEY MOOGELY THIS IS GOING TO KICK SO. MUCH. ASS. I was literally on the edge of my seat the entire time, it was so freaking awesome. I squealed like a fangirl when Ocelot appeared again saying one of his most famous lines, I've never been so happy to see him. This is going to kick so much ass it's almost insane. I was insanely proud when I could understand all the German in there, Rammstein kicks ass. Y'know, this fic helps me with all my Edward issues. Whenever the stress of Twilight-mania becomes too much for me, I just tell myself that here Edward is at least a little awesome and fighting to stay alive. I swear, this is kickass. That's all I can say. This kicks ass, it kicks BALLS, IT KICKS ASSBALLS.
| sleepsheep chapter 10 . 3/23/2010
I love this story! I'm always getting a great laugh out of reading it :P Seems like I missed the last chapter, so I had two to read now :D I just loved the part about Jasper's parents. Chicken-Boo and the one that's a girl." Hahahahaha! And the whole "marrying an Italian" thing XD
Poor Seattle. And poor Jasper is so used to feeling fear now that it becomes tiresome! haha! I was really afrid for them there, but then I thought that Peter and all of his extraordinary relatives were the ones that "saved" Edward, but no! It's Ocelot again!
| Haissan chapter 10 . 3/23/2010
I can see something of a cycle going o here!
| Shadows' Nightmare chapter 9 . 1/21/2010
Holy cow this was a great chapter! How did I miss it? O_O
As always, I love how you casually inform the reader of all these over-the top events in the most matter-of-fact way, like the narrator on a Safari nature show. I love your slightly sarcastic and heavily ironic sense of humor. But most of all, I love the content of your chapters. -_-
I love how Jasper's dad is a good-natured drunk and his mom is a knitting motherly person. “You gave me two beautiful children; Chicken-Boo and the one that’s a girl.” LOL
I love how the street fight escalated to a war that has everything from Oriental gangs, to chicken masked freaks, to. . . Man-groping Locust Hordes? WTF? “[Edward] couldn’t believe it; he had somehow landed in the middle of some Japanese man’s monster rape fantasy.” Now where did that analogy come from? ROFL
I love how the war escalated till it destroyed all of Seattle! And Peter’s in-laws saw fit to set up a pasta table like a freaking war camp. XD And I love how Jasper compares his situation to going from being in a war movie to a Mafia movie. And how some of everyone from all sides are at the pasta table, including one of the freaky chicken men. “The body has no mouth; we eat no pasta but rottini.” LOL WTF? XD
And just when you think the night’s over and everyone is safe (if you include having “parked the car on the sidewalk” safe XD) Edward goes and bumps in Alexander Anderson! Just when you thought you’d seen the last of him, he shows up! And of course he’s out to get our two poor unfortunate gay men. T_T
This can only end dramatically; I eagerly await the next chapter! D
| shallowswan chapter 9 . 12/31/2009
Alright, finnally back home and have this treat awaiting me! :D
Ah how I have missed reading this one! :) I really really liked this line by the way "... her poor Jasper wearing a dress while being verbally abused by Jake Lamotta in black and white. Marlene hoped that Jasper never married an Italian man." LMAO! Hehe! Chicken Boo! That isn't a half bad name for Jasper right there. lol!
HAHA! Oh Fat John made me giggle, a Jabba the Hut type man being pushed into the graveyard on a bar stool. Imagiry just dosn't get much better than that. :)Another excellent example of your awesome comedic imagry was "His eyes seemed to piece into Jaspers soul from behind a chicken mask."
Another great LOL moment was when Jasper jumps in Art's arms and he throws him down for his lack of breasts. This followed by Edward getting groped by all the monsters, like, as you put it, some horrible Japanese mans rape fantasy. It's great to see Jasper sticking up for his man too. Great fun as always, quite worth the wait! :) As always I immensly enjoy your wonderful combination of humor, seriousness and gore all rolled into one enjoyable treat. You do it unlike any other! :)
Enjoy your New Year! :D
| Haissan chapter 9 . 12/30/2009
A little chaotic, but if you left it in the mess it was, as a mater of fact I would not suffer if you managed to get an eviscerated Bella Swan involved...
Honestly tho, Konami and Hideo Kojima own Metal Gear. Otherwise this was entertaining.
| Lion in the Land chapter 9 . 12/29/2009
I don't know how much this story's plot actually has to do with the original Over the Top (my guess is not much), BUT there is not a title in the world that could be more fitting. Over the top it most certainly is. And just when I think nothing more can surprise me, you pull out a freaking pasta table! Booty! How do you do it? That was positively fabulous. “I just want to get a plate of pasta and then we’ll get the hell out of here.”
Oh Lord, after that I almost can't remember what else I wanted to say. Let's see...
Oh yes, thank you for that snapshot of Jasper's parents. I can see why he lives at the opposite end of the country from them. Nice twist with his mother worrying about someone manipulating Jasper's emotions.
Aha! Jasper went to highschool with Edward...more on that later, I'm sure.
You continue to amaze me with the original characters you throw in, like Fat Jabba John and Zuno. The whole explanation behind the name Zuno is so adorable it makes me want to have another baby, just so I can make him a junior and call him Zuno. Er, maybe I'll be better off with another bunny instead. Zuno bunny. :)
As always, I enjoyed your special brand of smart-ass humor:
"armed with bows and deadly gardening implements"
"a wholesome and cheerful place to mourn the dead"
"those grass stains would be a bitch to get out"
"their sharp claws cut into his moisturized skin"
It's what keeps me coming back. Speaking of which - did you realize this story is not in my favorites? Well, I am fixing that straight away.
But my favorite line in this chapter is this:
"It was as if the war zone was following him like a living, hungry creature."
A complete and powerful picture with so few words.
Thanks for the fun.
| Shadows' Nightmare chapter 8 . 12/3/2009
This was highly entertaining. I'm surprised I didn't send a review sooner; I read this chapter ages ago.
I love how Gay Street has become more violent than ever. I love the intimate scene between Edward and Jasper; I've read a lot of romance stories in the past but this is one of the most touchingly romantic yet. I was really disappointed that we don't get to hear what Jasper has to say, but I love what you've done with Zorin Blitz's character and made her the leader of a neo-Nazi biker gang. I love how swarms of police are rushing to Gay Street in helicopters with military grade mortar cannons. Naturally I'm not happy that they nearly wiped out the main characters, but I am eager to see how this situation will pan out.
Another excellent chapter Master of the Boot, keep it up. )
| blacksand1 chapter 8 . 11/27/2009
Please don't tell me you're ending it here! This madness- I NEED MORE! Sure, reading this has distracted me from writing Alliances, BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT! This is absolutely... There are only two words I can use to sum up this fic: CRAZY. AWESOME.
| squekythingshurt chapter 1 . 9/24/2009
Hey i was reading your review and I noticed something i think u should change.. lol
"Edward Cullen is the unofficial king of the Seattle gay scene."
I think you forgot one thing. you should change it to:
"Edward Cullen is the unofficial QUEEN of the Seattle FAB-U-LOUS Scene"
| Ketch117 chapter 1 . 9/4/2009
How is this Au?
| Haissan chapter 8 . 8/29/2009
You're right, I have not read this. The Homosexual themes are not my cup of tea. It's well written tho, and you've captured something that makes sense as a snowball effect. Well, I dunno if i'm gonna put this on as a story alert, but as far as content goes, this is a fine piece of work
| sleepsheep chapter 8 . 8/29/2009
Oh god, this story really is unique. Edward and Jasper can never catch a break, can they? :P
Naw Jasper was going to profess his love for Edward and then these crazy nazi women wants to kill them too. Haha!
And I love Alexander Anderson, he's my favorite bad guy in this! He and Revolver Ocelot never seemes to give up!
Poor Edward! And where is Jasper now? :P
| shallowswan chapter 8 . 8/29/2009
Agian, great way you set up the scene! :)Just love it, gears up for some serious ass kicking.
And making the Last Battalion a grave vandalizing motorcycle gang is quite clever! I can just seem them targeting Jewish gravestones. And I love you description of Zorin, the extreme butch lesbian. You described "her" every bit they way I think of her, completle with the lazy eye. I to would imagine her as hating anything that feminine, she'd be a butch to the worst degree and you did an excellent job showing that. And I loved this comment : "Zorin, you can kill me but you can’t kill the herpes that’s making puss drip out of your pussy as we speak.” It seems like something a very pissed off but trying to keep his cool Edward just might say.
Wow, in all this massive shoot out and homo bashing, for some reason I never factored in the police being called to scene on full force, haha. Makes thing all the more intresting! :)
I'll be anxious for more of this, I can't wait to see what you come up with next time! :D And I really want to know what Jasper was going to say before Zorin butted in.
Oh and good work on the German accents too! I am anxious to see Vamp Hunter Nessie! :D
| Lion in the Land chapter 8 . 8/28/2009
"Gay Street was long overdue for a seismic event and Jasper and Edward had unwittingly stepped on the fault line."
That one sentence alone is a brilliant summary of this story!
I'm so glad we're coming back to Jasper's secret...almost. I knew there was something to that. Where is he?
I'll say it again - Zorin Blitz! You fit her perfectly into this story. And Jasper thinking she as a guy was the funniest thing. "You know him?" Ha ha.
I have no idea how you're going to get them out of this, assuming that you ARE going to get them out of this, so I shall stay tuned...