Reviews for Join Me or Die?
jules3677 chapter 1 . 11/9/2013
Perfect way to deal with Voldie; knock him on his ass & slide him through the door. Well done.
AwesomeGirl16 chapter 1 . 7/10/2013
I like this story Voldemort gets told!
lambtoslaughter chapter 1 . 1/19/2012
I really enjoyed this and would love to see some more HP/SVM crossover stories from you! You make them work ) Although I must say, I think between the two, Voldemort is likely more powerful than Eric... and he definitely wouldn't have given up that easy. Like someone else said, he could've done a spell and turned the inside of the bar to daylight and burned the vamps to death! lol. so yeah hope to see more of these crossovers from you! *even though this one was written awhile ago...lol my review is a bit behind!*
sesshoumaru4me chapter 1 . 1/8/2012
what debt does voldemort thinks eric should owe him? :D More please!
puiwaihin chapter 1 . 8/5/2011
Well, aside from the fact that there are a LOT of things Voldemort could do, such as turning the inside of the bar into daylight long enough for the vampires to catch fire and die, or transfiguring silver chains around them, this was a nice story.

You caught the plot hole about Voldemort going to Eric, rather than a vampire king/queen (or even the Authority), and made a credible explanation of it. However, I think you would have done better if you had Voldemort seeking control of Eric's specific area for unrevealed purposes. Nobody would go to Eric to make a deal with all vampires, but there's enough going on in Bontemps that Voldemort taking an interest in the goings-on of Area 5 would not be beyond reason.

The other plot hole I saw is that, as I already mentioned, wizards can most definitely do serious damage to vampires. While being immune to the killing curse is an advantage for vampires, it wouldn't stop Voldemort from having something to threaten them with. Of course, Eric would be able to threaten Voldemort in return. While Tom Riddle was immortal, his Death Eater army was not.

Hopefully this will give you something to think on in future stories. You did a good job in this, mimicking the characterization of the show particularly well.
jaspers-psychic-alice chapter 1 . 6/17/2011
:DD I LOVE this! It was really original...
Dragons-Fangs chapter 1 . 3/13/2011
This is one of the funnyest things that I have read in a long time cootose to you .
Igneous Pride chapter 1 . 7/28/2010
Yeah, Burn! How do you like those apples biatch. Eric is just fabulous. Meow.
Pheonixlikethecity chapter 1 . 4/30/2009
This was so freaking awesome. Pansy got beat down good.
eryl chapter 1 . 4/16/2009
Hahahahah! ERIC FTW. TAKE THAT, VOLDY! *pft*
Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands chapter 1 . 4/5/2009
Eric, you so turn me on when you beat up snake men...excelent. Great story, Trish! I loved this! Why are there no more crossovers in this section! Insanity, I say! Insanity! Anyhow, I can't wait for you to do another story with the xover.

*squee for Eric*