Reviews for Cullen the Horde
A green eyed girl chapter 1 . 8/2/2011
wow, i am very surprise.

this is really good.
Anime Hottie Lovah chapter 13 . 5/7/2011
I loved it! Stop taking to long to update! D:
prettyflour chapter 6 . 5/3/2011
My vote would be for Seth!
prettyflour chapter 4 . 5/2/2011
Graphic zombie smut... Now I've read everything, I think...
prettyflour chapter 4 . 5/2/2011
Graphic zombie smut... Now I've read everything, I think...
eli-dunbigboot chapter 13 . 4/12/2011
I enjoyed this chapter, nice to see plot emerging and yet still have laughs, nicely balanced.

Poor balls. They're always so threatened. LMAO. Poor Emmett! :D
Saren Kol chapter 13 . 4/12/2011
The plot thickens. I love how poor Edward though Bella wanted to talk about their lack of a sex life. Classic!
Saren Kol chapter 12 . 4/12/2011
Esme saying "fuck" was right up there with seeing the Pope in a porno. - Too funny!

Oh no! Noone is watching the Bieberzombie! I wonder if Jessica is going to throw herself at him?
Saren Kol chapter 11 . 4/12/2011
"He's a zombie, Emmett, not a Baby Go Oopsie doll!" - HAHAHA

I love that Justine has now joined the gang!
Saren Kol chapter 10 . 4/12/2011
A bieberwig? Holy hell!

Is Bieber going to show up as a zombie?

Zombie bingo, swimming and cooking classes? HAHAHA

HAHA, Zombienapped JB! - Awesome!
Saren Kol chapter 9 . 4/12/2011
HAHA! Stepford Esme and a Justin Bieber bus! You are crazy!

You should come join the group FanficAholics Anon on FaceBook. We've got lots of amazing writers, beta and banner makers and are always looking for new people. Plus it's an awesome way to pimp out your story!
Saren Kol chapter 8 . 4/12/2011
Poor Leah! But her kissing Rosie? EPIC!

Loved the fight between Bella and Jessica!

'his thingy, it sparkles?' - Priceless!
Saren Kol chapter 7 . 4/12/2011
Sorry to hear you are having a bad day.

Um, how the hell is he gonna have sex if his peen broke off in his girlfriend/wifey? Did he sew it back on? Ewww, gross!

LOL, Loving it bb!
Saren Kol chapter 6 . 4/12/2011
HAHAHA! Loved the songs!
Saren Kol chapter 4 . 4/12/2011
OMG! I swear that was the weirdest lemon I have every read! Mike lost the fig! Fucking awesome!
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