Reviews for Confessions of a Sparkle Peen
tby789 chapter 1 . 4/23/2009
Christina can't leave her review right now.

She'll get back to you when she's picked herself up off the floor and wiped the tears from her eyes.

She thanks you for giving her the most enjoyment she's had all day.

Fucking win doesn't cover it.
Rosette-Cullen chapter 1 . 4/23/2009
Oh my God. I freakin' love this. I laughed so hard I nearly cried. xD
americnxidiot chapter 1 . 4/23/2009
"Yes, I’m getting to the story. Just a little more information until I get to the good stuff."

"Unfortunate for me; she seemed to enjoy its placement."

Nev I can't decide whether I love you for actually writing this or hate you for not telling me you posted. Either way... just epic win hahaha.
OCDindeed chapter 1 . 4/23/2009
k... ima leave a running commentary as I read...

"It was always a tale of two lovers, but overtime, it became a cautionary tale..."

I am imagining James Lipton's voice for some odd reason! bahhaha!

okay... so maybe James Lipton is God!

"It was at this moment I realized that the legend was true."

HAHAHA! The 'legend' is LEGEN(wait for it) DARY.

"It…sparkled."

DYING! "afraid I might create a twister with my delight." BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"sparkly peen that really fascinated me,"

AS it does me... God... as it does me.

"For maybe one day you will happen upon one yourself."

YES PLEASE! YES PLEASE!

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OMG NEV... that was amazing! I am giggling away trying not to pee my pants.

LOVE IT. I want more of James Lipton/GOD and the Legend of the sparklepeen.

Because again... it's LEGEN (wait for it and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is)DARY!

MUAH!
steph1068 chapter 1 . 4/23/2009
heehee. as a lurker on the 'cod' forum, i've read all about the spb - it's about time someone wrote a story to confirm the rumors.

thanks for writing, and for making me laugh this early in the morning.
robyntj5998 chapter 1 . 4/23/2009
"It…sparkled."

Hell yeah it sparkled! I feel all giddy that you posted and we got to "see" the sparkle peen!

I love it Nev and you also validate my craziness :)
EZRocksAngel chapter 1 . 4/22/2009
bb. you are insane.

and a lover of the sparkle peen. which is why we love you so much! of course i passed this along to the master. be prepared.
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