Reviews for I Prefer Brunettes
Anonymus chapter 1 . 10/8/2013
Why is it always Tanya?
SinginginThirds chapter 1 . 7/21/2009
LOL. Tanya needs to stick ditzy blonde... no offence to blondes otherwise it doesn't work when she's the dumb whore... again, no offence.

I don't get the colour "strawberry blonde". SERIOUSLY! WHAT THE FREAKIN' HELL IS STRAWBERRY BLONDE?

Is it reddy-blonde? Blondy-red? Blonde with some pinkish highlights? Blonde hair that had some random, spazzy retards smush strawberries in it? A blonde that committed a Bella while holding a strawberry smoothie?

Just stick with something less confusing. No offence if you're a strawberry blonde.

Also, the term "no offence". You can say that line a billion times, yet, it doesn't take away the offensiveness. No offence if you say it a lot.

OK, I'm shutting up now. I'll stop rambling. No offence if you talk a lot... Damn.
TerminatethisAccount chapter 1 . 5/30/2009
please continue
Elliriel Galadh-Lithe chapter 1 . 4/25/2009
Very funny idea, though it seemed Edward was somewhat OOC... :)
Emma99 chapter 1 . 4/24/2009
Good! Check out my story, Finding the Peace if you want!

I can totally imagine Tanya dying her hair for attention!

-EmMa :)
JasperSAYSrelax128 chapter 1 . 4/24/2009
haha! this is really cute. good job! I love the whole hair dye thing.