|Reviews for Cocktails|
| Guest chapter 1 . 3/7/2013
| ClayDragons chapter 1 . 2/17/2010
Ha ha ha. I just read your story. It made me laugh SO much. I love it. Your sense of humour rocks. :D
| shadisparrow chapter 1 . 6/14/2009
ad;lksdhg that was fantastic. I haven't laughed that much in a long time. I especially loved Ray's anon. post and Mystel's "Back off pinky! He's mine!" And of course Kai and Tala's cocktail conversation was classic. And Tyson's rendition of Hilary the man. I could go on... anyways, great fun!
| Marsuss chapter 1 . 5/30/2009
i luv the end with Ian still tryin!
| Harmony Valentine chapter 1 . 5/2/2009
that part with ian made me fave this especially the end, i am not a fan of talaxkaii but still that was pretty funny...anyway, write more funy things please?
| Lirin Sama chapter 1 . 5/2/2009
ha, Ian you really should just give up. its true that no one has any love for you. and the more desperate you sound the less people are going to go for you. so please just give up and give everyone some sanity.
now for a side note from dissing Ian. this was really funny and i loved every second of reading it.
| Kinkajouu chapter 1 . 5/1/2009
I think my bladder has exploded from all the laughing I've been doing.
| CrimsonClarity chapter 1 . 4/29/2009
Awesome! I've never read a story like this before! Kudos on a job well-done. XD
Have a lovely day, dearie.n :)
| Spirit Of Innocence chapter 1 . 4/29/2009
Lawl! THat was really funny! I actually thought I wouldn't like it because normally I'm not so much into the whole internet-talk-story thing, but this was done really well! Just exactly the right combination of sex, lol, and story XDD It had a good flow. Plus there was a threesome and some penis and Tyson was gay so, what more can I ask for? Nicely done sweetie XDD
| StZen chapter 1 . 4/28/2009
This is the best idea ever! Actually! I'm envious; wish I'd thought of it!
I don't think I can even point out all the things that made me laugh! But I'm going to try XP!
'Nerd seeks woman. - Kenny' Ahahahahahah! I love it; it's so...blunt! Oh Kenny! You really do flirt like Tala's ass XP
LOL Rei's first attempt is such a fail XD
'Little man-bitch seeks male to boss around and treat like an animal. Must like witches. Remember- I am burnable! - Hilary the man.
Reply from Hilary to Hilary the man
TYSON YOU FUCKING ASS!
Reply from Bryan to Hilary the man
Hilary.. you sound like my kinda man...'
I JUST DIED. I could not stop laughing! LOL Oh poor Hil! Nothing really goes well for her in this P!
'Ginger alien seeks companion. - Brooklyn
Reply from Tyson to Brooklyn
Then I'm the companion for you my man! I've always had a thing for ginger aliens. Let's meet up!'
Ginger aliens! Oh my god! Tyson must be quite unable to believe his luck if that's what he's going for!
I love Rei beating off Mariah! Bless he and Mystel are so cute!
'Shy, small girl with zero confidence seeks male for some wild hardcore sex - Mathilda' BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Personally, I thought that was the funniest. I don't know why, it's just genius XD.
Brilliant ending too! Poor horny midget Ian! XP
Oh wow, I just about popped a vein! I really loved this; seriously such a good idea! And you really followed through! It was even funnier than I expected, and that's saying a lot!
This is so faved! D
| Beywriter chapter 1 . 4/28/2009
at first I thought this was a pointless dumb idea and I was going to say that you shouldn't write every idea you get and this was one of them.
I also thought I was going to loose intrest because it looked too long.
but now it was funny and smart.
A funnier ending at the end with Ian!
Ian's still single.
*Bends down to hug him.
"Sorry Ian, stand on your tip toes...no, sorry too small!"
*Stands up again.
I loved it!