Reviews for The Dinner Guest
Guest chapter 1 . 1/10
this would be good except that Edward supposed to be in a committed relationship with bella but wants to fuck alice his supposed best friend...Edwards a piece of shit and bella a whore...cheating on her boyfriend with his best friend...nasty whore
CSG chapter 1 . 8/29/2016
Funny. Thanks for sharing this.
jk chapter 1 . 4/11/2015
yaaa the thought of Edward wanting alice...fucking gross
amwine chapter 1 . 8/21/2009
Wow...great story, but to just stopped too soon!
Alejandra111 chapter 1 . 5/2/2009
HAHAAHHAHA! That was f*cking awesome! LOVED IT! hahahaha
mischief-maker1 chapter 1 . 5/2/2009
You two crack me up HARD! One thing though...I got to the end...he says "I want in" and then, WTF? SERIOUSLY? YOU LEAVE IT THERE? Evil fucking BITCHES! Ack! Love ya though. :) GREAT one-shot!
latuacantante4him chapter 1 . 4/30/2009
Enjoyed it but you stopped too soon. Wanted to read about the three of them. :)
JenJen31 chapter 1 . 4/30/2009
I can honestly say that this was not at all what I was expecting! Haha, "the syrup tastes funky, kind of off", fuckin hilarious!
Voldemort Perfumes chapter 1 . 4/30/2009
Fucking hilarious guys. And I really need to learn Italian. xD

French and Spanish is apparently not enough! :)
Musehere chapter 1 . 4/30/2009
Okay...maybe I haven't read enough of your stories...but I totally did NOT see that one coming. But...hilarious! I loved the entire thing! So great! Clueless, drunkward is a sight to behold. Nicely done ladies!
overzealousbunny chapter 1 . 4/29/2009

It's like seeing.. double? or is that TRIPLE!

Let's all sing.. seeing as Lammy is off at the 100 Monkeys looking at MJP


Jazilla, Jazilla Peen of the Jungle!

Friend to your OONIE!

Jazilla Jazilla Peen of the Jungle!

Won't you COme home to WEEZY!