|Reviews for The Healing Arts|
| AnotherJounin chapter 1 . 6/11/2011
Amazing crossover! I would never have thought of this yet reading it, it's amazing! I love the effect of coffee on Aragorn and Eomer! And poor Gandalf, realizing that the whole thing could have easily been concluded if they'd just rode in on eagles to begin with!
I love it!
| madam-du-batty chapter 1 . 3/5/2011
" SOME OF THE ORCS IN BARAD-DUR TRIED TO USE THE PALANTÍR TO ACCESS ORC PORNOGRAPHY THEY ARE CURRENTLY DANGLING FROM AN UPPER PALLISADE BY THIN LENGTHS OF PIANO WIRE ATTACHED TO THEIR GENITALS
RECREATION, I BELIEVE"
gah! that line had me rolling on the floor, your a very funny guy A.A XD
| Nimbus Llewelyn chapter 1 . 6/16/2010
Didn't know the Atlante bit (well the name) though I think thats because my brain erased half of the Silimarilion from my brain in self defence.
| cklammer chapter 1 . 8/30/2009
So the multiverse-wide-web is based on gopher?
Anyway. Don't mind the that bit of technobabble.
| aotearoan chapter 1 . 8/20/2009
enjoyed this very much! especially Gandalf's response to the eagle idea and Igorina's to the trolls. I think you captured the character of Igorina really well.
| Alexander Ripley chapter 1 . 6/26/2009
Lol great ending. HEX is awesome :)
| SperryDee chapter 1 . 6/23/2009
*laughs* I love this! Makes me wish there was a full-on, multi-chapter LoTR/Discworld crossover...and I love how Igorina steps in and takes charge. You merged the two verses perfectly! *glomps* Congratulations, you just won the internet!
| Jay Lee Leuis chapter 1 . 6/14/2009
Good story, the idea is certainly original.
Coffee in middle earth: possibly the best idea ever.
"'Gandalf! I’ve just had this really good idea! Let’s get the army together and march on Mordor! Why wait? Let’s do it now!'" That almost made me fall out of my chair laughing.
With the eagles; wouldn't Sauron see them? Still, that possibility is a bit of an inconvenient plot hole in Lord of the Rings, isn't it?
| Grummel chapter 1 . 5/22/2009
...where he talents would be needed. Should be her talents. Also you change back to the disc in the next sentence without any "Thwokka".
This Operation Citadel1... better (1)
...s0ole chance of victory!
The rebuilding of Arda after the fall of Numenor was a accomplished by Iluvatar himself. And Atalante is Quenya for The Downfallen, I think this name never referred to the island or kingdom while it lasted.
We cqll them the Simperi...
2 Tolkein... Huh?
I like Ignorina's analysis of military strategies. The website stuff from hex is also very nice. Great story!
| Hugger-Of-Trees chapter 1 . 5/15/2009
A nice crossover. You managed to get the way of Tolkein speech pretty good.
Igorina saying "an athtringent, an antitheptic, and an anelgethic" could provide enough irrigation for the whole orange crop of california. Great image.
Loved the coffee at the council of war.
Gandalf's response to the troll/compared with Igorina's response to the Elves, perfect culture shock.
Small point: it's Polly perks, not Perkins. Just for future reference.
Not sure I'd agree with you about Eowyn and Angua, but that's just personal preference.