|Reviews for Signor Pirelli's Dating Game|
| Paperclip-Assassin chapter 4 . 1/15/2013
Oookay so after reading a ton of your Sweenett fics I'm finally reviewing one ...I'm not that much of a reviewer, thanks to something they call "lazyness" ;p
Anyway I loves this. It is hilarious. And I love your fics in general. With every single Story i read, my newly discovered Sweenett addiction grows ...yea I'm that sorta girl who loves obsessing over things, merely liking them just isn't enough. ;D
So with this Review I thank you not only for this piece of fictional awesomeness, but also for keeping me entertained for many hours with all your wonderful, wonderful stories.
| hervissa chapter 5 . 1/1/2013
I looove this! The best was the Sweenett, of course, but I personally liked most the line "...if he is sexy as his voice is." Oh yeah, for that voice fangirls can KILL :D
Going to read the sequel right now ;)
P.S. Best wishes to the New Year!
| Sweeney4ever chapter 3 . 3/17/2012
OMG! This chapter is so funny and cool. How did you come up with this? Pirelli is such a goof-ball, having someone chuck fruit at him and then hiding under the desk or something was funny. I already knew who the bachelors were because i thought it was obvious.
| JamesLuver chapter 5 . 8/17/2010
I'm definitely gonna read the Torture Programme when I have time because I'm sure that it'll be awesome. This is definitely one of my favourite fanfics because of how brilliantly it's written. I love how you portrayed the characters throughout. :D
| JamesLuver chapter 4 . 8/16/2010
The dynamics in the Todd/Lovett relationship are hilarious here! xD I loved Lucy's random outburst at the beginning and how Nellie shoved her down the stairs to get rid of her. xD Oh, and Nellie explaining what a good mood was, Sweeney whomping Turpin around the head...Turpin himself was hilarious here with the whole, "I am in love with you!" thing as a means to get into her knickers. xD The Sweeney Todd Torture Program sounds awesome! Oh, and I'd buy a razor replica too. ;)
| JamesLuver chapter 3 . 8/16/2010
I love cats (they're my joint favourite animals) but the comments about them here are hilarious. I love Mooney, she makes me laugh no end. Haha, no one likes Pirelli. xD And Sweeney's "to the grave" comment was just priceless. Turpin being all suave and then telling Nellie she was beyond redemption and then arguing with the Beadle...more awesomeness. And finally Nellie has seen Sweeney! D (Oh, and I'll take some bird nestie potion. I figure I'm in dire need of a few bottles. ;D)
| JamesLuver chapter 2 . 8/16/2010
I LOVE this so much! Everything about it is just so funny! I was laughing all the way through it! You have all the characters down perfectly even in a humour piece, and I love the way you've written it so we know who the bachelors are without you having to tell us. Turpin/Alan Rickman really /does/ have an incredibly sexy voice...that voice is the reason that I fancy him. xP Haha, the Beadle is hilarious - loved the part about smoking another kind of pipe and Mrs. Lovett's reaction to it. And, of course, Sweeney is as damn fine as ever, even if he's all angsty. xD
| JamesLuver chapter 1 . 8/16/2010
LOL! xD Having Mooney and Lovett working/living together is hilarious - I had a rather large giggle at the jobs that poor Mrs. Lovett was forced to do. xP Pirelli is hilarious as a gameshow host, I think he'd be the perfect one nowadays. xD The format of the show reminds me of "Blind Date" (I think it was called that, anyway...) and I can just imagine this turning out hilariously. Mrs. Lovett's answers to the questions were pure class, and I love how Mooney wanted her to go for it to get rid of her, and is now jealous because she's won the chance to appear on the show! I'm looking forward to finding out who the bachelors are! :D
| Steampoweredgal chapter 5 . 5/7/2010
You, my dear friend, are a genius! laughed the whole way through. *dashes off to read abotu the Torture Program... and then trips on piles of printed off fanfictions, mostly revovling around Sweeney Todd, LAWL*
| Cascaper chapter 5 . 10/22/2009
A charming, madcap romp. I heeded the advice in the blurb for ST's torture program, and now will be dancing merrily on to read that. Your accents are delightful, as is your handling of the characters, and it's just plain cracktastic Sweeney fun! Bravo!
| LollyPoxx chapter 4 . 9/7/2009
i love a good Sweenett fic, especially when they're in wuv -bats eyes-
i'll stop now
good story though, it's well-written, and i think you captured the characters personalities very nicely!
| MireiLovett1846 chapter 5 . 8/29/2009
YAY TORTURE PROGRAM! Definitely going to read that one...
This was such a hilarious story! I loved it!
Hey, can Mr. Fogg be in the sequel, even if he ends up as one of the "contestants"? ;)
Great job! ]
| MireiLovett1846 chapter 4 . 8/29/2009
This chapter was the funniest. I was dying of laughter. I love how you offed Lucy, Turpin, and Toby... Did I mention that I love the little ads at the end of each chapter?
Hmm.. Sweeney Todd Torture Program... I think I'd watch that... ]
| MireiLovett1846 chapter 3 . 8/29/2009
Once again, I was laughing as I read this.
-Toby getting tied up backstage.
-Pirelli getting pelted with rotten mashed bananas.
-Mrs. Mooney dancing a jig on her couch-and eating boiled cat eyes!
-"Mrs. Lovett narrowed her eyebrows... Up the sound, she mouthed to the sound crew."
-Judge Turpin and Beadle Bamford: "He did!" (Like quarreling schoolboys, those two...)
-When the Judge told Mrs. Lovett she was "beyond redemption". ;) Brilliant!
Too bad there are only two chapters left...
| MireiLovett1846 chapter 2 . 8/29/2009
My review will be three letters long:
Ok, that wasn't the real review. Here it is:
Mrs. Lovett is hysterical! You've captured her character so well. And I have an idea of who the bachelors are... (Turpin, Bamford, and Todd...)I also loved the little details you threw in, like the bit about Pirelli's accent. Keep up the good work. ]