Reviews for EDWARD CULLEN:Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual
jai ho x chapter 1 . 5/19/2012
wait, this is actually the best thing i've read in a while! soooo funny and original! i absolutely loved it )
lost in a musical daydream chapter 1 . 12/11/2011
HAHA! Priceless!
Maroon5Lover chapter 1 . 7/10/2011
Haha! I LOVE THIS STORY! IT's awesome!
SpoofsForGoofs chapter 1 . 6/11/2011
Amazing... :]
CarsonandMrs.Hughes4ever chapter 1 . 2/11/2011
A great story. Very funny.
SasuTenLuvr chapter 1 . 11/3/2010
s. du jour chapter 1 . 10/4/2010
It seems you have a love/hate relationship with Twilight? :)

I really enjoyed this; it was hilarious.
shadowcatbrat918 chapter 1 . 9/17/2010
Really hilarious and amazing! :)
Scarlet-eyes chapter 1 . 9/13/2010
LMFAO! Hilarious! I loved it! U r awesome!
beyondbored chapter 1 . 4/13/2010
Wow..that was really funny! I liked the line "Do not leave him in any burning buildings"
BittenbyTwilight333 chapter 1 . 1/28/2010
Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk chapter 1 . 1/14/2010
This is absolutely HILARIOUS! I actually felt like I was reading the actual owner's manual to my very own EDWARD CULLEN unit. I loved the question about why he wouldn't toast marshmallows with his owner-so funny!-and I feel like you pegged each issue with Edward's character perfectly. This was brilliant.
karen chapter 1 . 12/23/2009
genius. I love it. thanks again ;D
Bitter Apples chapter 1 . 12/13/2009
That was dazzling. I am utterly and totally dazzled. I applaud the dazzlingness.


Dazzle, dazzle, dazzle.

Maggie Puddles chapter 1 . 8/21/2009
LMFAO I LOVE THIS! I'm favoriting it lol. I agree with all of this. I hate Edward. Lmfao. I love you for writing this. xD
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