Reviews for 521 Ways for a HalfBlood to Die
iggyrules.com chapter 14 . 6/22/2010
nico stood in time square and screamed "i'm justin beaver!" ...

he was mauled by a stampeed of creepy fangirls with no taste and he died.

nico made a sexist joke in front of thalia AND artimis... 'nuff said.

percy saw THE EXORSIST, he was fine

percy saw SCILENCE OF THE LAMBS, he was fine

percy saw SAW 5, he was fine

percy saw THE HANNAH MONTANA MOVIE! he died after he saw her face.

luke flipped off russel crow...

please put these in!

i think this list thing is really funny!
Jorildyn chapter 13 . 6/22/2010
how bout' "Athena looked in a mirror, the mirror cracked and one of the shards flew into her eye, and she died"
Jorildyn chapter 6 . 6/22/2010
LUV # 18!
Jorildyn chapter 14 . 6/22/2010
Real funny...

oh yeah DO THE POLL ON MY PROFILE PLZ!
DiamondDragonFang chapter 1 . 6/20/2010
Percy, being the smart guy he was, tried a 'Yo Momma so ugly' joke on the Aphrodite cabin
gone as of 7 8 10 chapter 14 . 6/20/2010
Annabeth bought the Percy Jackson and the Olympians DVD and, after watching it, was so mad at herself for wasting $20 that she committed suicide.
Sh'Mikey chapter 14 . 6/20/2010
this is just stupid and honestly u dont need to be a half blood for these things to happen u dumb F**k
The Scholar chapter 14 . 6/20/2010
Can you have Kronos stick his scythe in Nico's mouth and turn his guts into a well blended smoothie?

Can you have Percy accidently blow himself up by eating greek fire clay thinking its ice cream?

Can you have Nico kill Clarisse by kissing her?

Can you have Annabeth fuck Percy to death by chaffing till he dies of blood loss?
pip3454848 chapter 5 . 6/20/2010
Number 16 is my favorite so far because its really funny that Percy finds fanfiction and just die. :)
DiamondDragonFang chapter 13 . 6/6/2010
Percy, being the smart guy he was, tried a 'Yo Momma so stupid' joke on end came soon after
El Vagabundo Solitario chapter 13 . 6/4/2010
Suggestion: Nico pisses off the brother of The Messenger 23.

There were no survivors.
Idiot in training chapter 13 . 6/2/2010
One day, Nico was watching NCIS, then it was interrupted with a Barney takeover marethon. He tried to switch channels, but it didn't work. He tried to leave the house, but all doors, and windows were locked from the outside. He banged his head twice on his bedpost, then stabbed himself with a spork.
Idiot in training chapter 13 . 6/2/2010
Annabeth was going to the dining pavillion, when Silena came out of nowhere, and put alot of non-removable make-up on her. The next day, she was found dead in the lake from drowning from make-up. In other words, she was Silena-fied.
The Messenger 23 chapter 1 . 5/13/2010
EXTREMLEY FUNNY. UPDATE SOON!
SavvyJackie chapter 1 . 3/11/2010
did u give up on this? write more!
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