Reviews for 521 Ways for a HalfBlood to Die
The Jade Serpent chapter 13 . 6/22/2010
how bout' "Athena looked in a mirror, the mirror cracked and one of the shards flew into her eye, and she died"
The Jade Serpent chapter 6 . 6/22/2010
LUV # 18!
The Jade Serpent chapter 14 . 6/22/2010
Real funny...

DiamondDragonFang chapter 1 . 6/20/2010
Percy, being the smart guy he was, tried a 'Yo Momma so ugly' joke on the Aphrodite cabin
gone as of 7 8 10 chapter 14 . 6/20/2010
Annabeth bought the Percy Jackson and the Olympians DVD and, after watching it, was so mad at herself for wasting $20 that she committed suicide.
Sh'Mikey chapter 14 . 6/20/2010
this is just stupid and honestly u dont need to be a half blood for these things to happen u dumb F**k
The Scholar chapter 14 . 6/20/2010
Can you have Kronos stick his scythe in Nico's mouth and turn his guts into a well blended smoothie?

Can you have Percy accidently blow himself up by eating greek fire clay thinking its ice cream?

Can you have Nico kill Clarisse by kissing her?

Can you have Annabeth fuck Percy to death by chaffing till he dies of blood loss?
pip3454848 chapter 5 . 6/20/2010
Number 16 is my favorite so far because its really funny that Percy finds fanfiction and just die. :)
DiamondDragonFang chapter 13 . 6/6/2010
Percy, being the smart guy he was, tried a 'Yo Momma so stupid' joke on end came soon after
El Vagabundo Solitario chapter 13 . 6/4/2010
Suggestion: Nico pisses off the brother of The Messenger 23.

There were no survivors.
Idiot in training chapter 13 . 6/2/2010
One day, Nico was watching NCIS, then it was interrupted with a Barney takeover marethon. He tried to switch channels, but it didn't work. He tried to leave the house, but all doors, and windows were locked from the outside. He banged his head twice on his bedpost, then stabbed himself with a spork.
Idiot in training chapter 13 . 6/2/2010
Annabeth was going to the dining pavillion, when Silena came out of nowhere, and put alot of non-removable make-up on her. The next day, she was found dead in the lake from drowning from make-up. In other words, she was Silena-fied.
The Messenger 23 chapter 1 . 5/13/2010
ALittlePush chapter 1 . 3/11/2010
did u give up on this? write more!
BlueCandyCane chapter 13 . 2/16/2010
Ok how about these?

1) Percy went in an airplane, and got blasted out of the sky.

2) Annabeth was going to ask out Percy. She mistook him for his father. Athena was so upset that she took away Annabeth's ability to be smart. Annabeth was so ashamed of herself that she exploded.

3) Thalia got pregnant and sprouted branches. (This is because of her former tree self) The branches kept getting bigger until Thalia died of treeness.

4) A crocodile came along and thought Percy was his father. The crocodile then tried to kiss Percy, thus biting off his face.

5) Luke was playing Rock Band. He was so bad that Apollo, the god of music, turned him into a guitar. Apollo then decided to break that guitar in half like the rockers do, and in the end, Luke was in 2 pieces.
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