|Reviews for 521 Ways for a HalfBlood to Die|
| BlueCandyCane chapter 13 . 2/16/2010
Ok how about these?
1) Percy went in an airplane, and got blasted out of the sky.
2) Annabeth was going to ask out Percy. She mistook him for his father. Athena was so upset that she took away Annabeth's ability to be smart. Annabeth was so ashamed of herself that she exploded.
3) Thalia got pregnant and sprouted branches. (This is because of her former tree self) The branches kept getting bigger until Thalia died of treeness.
4) A crocodile came along and thought Percy was his father. The crocodile then tried to kiss Percy, thus biting off his face.
5) Luke was playing Rock Band. He was so bad that Apollo, the god of music, turned him into a guitar. Apollo then decided to break that guitar in half like the rockers do, and in the end, Luke was in 2 pieces.
| Nessy427 chapter 1 . 1/15/2010
Why don't you do one with Grover? Like, what if Juniper and Grover were on a date and Grover ate a bad can and threw up on Juniper. She was so angry she through a brick at him and that was the end for Grover.
| Nessy427 chapter 7 . 1/15/2010
You r so funny! Consider my sugestion please :(
| Nessy427 chapter 8 . 1/15/2010
What about if: One day Talia was walking and Percy hit her on the head with a Barbie Doll. She was so mad she shoved the doll down Percy's pants and comitted suicide.
| Nessy427 chapter 10 . 1/15/2010
This is the funniest thing ever! You totally rock! (except i like the jonas bros! :P) (But i HATE MILEY CYRUS!) So this story is the best! Keep writing. BTW, did you now goats faint when in shock? LOL 3
| evengrin chapter 13 . 1/8/2010
percy died because he touches himself in bed
| NameHere97 chapter 13 . 1/6/2010
Use the death's in the reviews, you only had two here :(
| bon jovie is not a crayon chapter 1 . 1/5/2010
how does vegetables relate to the WoW?
| Paco-the-taco123 chapter 13 . 1/5/2010
Nico shadow travels into a street and get hit by a bus
| gone as of 7 8 10 chapter 13 . 1/5/2010
Annabeth was walking down the street when she thought she saw Luke. She was so happy that she ran to hug him. It turned out he was NOT Luke and Annabeth died of embarrassment.
Percy saw Annabeth hugging what he thought was Luke. He ran back to his apartment and cried himself to death.
Percy kissed Annabeth. Athena saw and incinerated them.
Percy got a computer. He was so confused that he scratched his head like a monkey. Annabeth came in and saw Percy scratching his head like a monkey and the computer. She laughed herself to death while Percy was still staring at the computer screen and scratching his head like a monkey.
Luke came back as tuna, and then a fisherman caught him. The fisherman was Nico. Luke the Tuna gave Nico an tuna evil eye and Nico died.
Percy went to see his mother's "cement statue" of his former stepfather, Smelly Gabe. He took one look at it and turned to stone, Smelly Gabe was so ugly.
Peleus the Dragon who guards Half Blood Hill got mad one day. He burned the Golden Fleece and monsters stormed Camp Half Blood, including Peleus.
| LeatherCouch chapter 12 . 1/4/2010
Love the last one.
| calicoast09 chapter 11 . 12/30/2009
By the way a tomato is a fruit. Just saying
| Guest chapter 1 . 10/24/2009
Oh, wait, one more mate:
Percy was flying with Blackjack in the air, and Zeus got angry and threw an A380 at him with his hand, and Percy got splattered in the engine.
Once, there was a terrible tornado in New York. It hit Camp Half-Blood and sucked Percy up, there inside, he came to much up, and Zeus got angry and threw the tornado into space, Percy included.
Once Thalia was air diving, and suddenly a plane came and sucked her into the engine.
Once, Percy fell into a bottomless pit and died.
Once Grover was playing his pipes and Pan was annoyed and asked Zeus if he could throw a meteor at him.
Once the gravity changed direction and everyone fell.
Once, a random dude with a balalaika came and hit it at Percy's head, and Percy died.
Percy tried to challenge the pressure of the ocean...
Once, Percy died while sleeping.
Once, Percy died.
Once, Percy was cool and teased some rabbits, and you know the rest.
Once, Percy ate some skittles, and suddenly a M&M poster came and killed him.
Once Percy threw a boomerang and it came back, and the rest..You know.
Once, Percy was watching Stick guys in YouTube, and suddenly the sticks came to real life and killed Percy.
Once, Percy said that Pan was dead around a group of satyrs, that didn't believe in that.
Percy laughed at Nico. That was the last thing he did.
Annabeth became a fisher and Poseidon killed her.
Once, Percy sang and the whole Camp Half Blood crew laughed so hard they died.
| NameHere97 chapter 11 . 10/24/2009
Once, Percy and The PJO crew went out to a bar and suddenly, and elevator from Olympus came flying down and squashed them.
| dmur446 chapter 1 . 9/18/2009
i got on
one day Percy was in a class at goode high school. Suddenly a insane gunman burst in.
"IT'S JUDGEMENT DAY" he yelled as he started firing.
He killed all the people in that classroom, percy included