Reviews for The Screamers
EdwardsVampTramp chapter 19 . 9/7
Bwahahaha!
Priceless!
EdwardsVampTramp chapter 18 . 9/7
Yowza! Didn't see THAT coming!
How painful that was to read. :(
EdwardsVampTramp chapter 17 . 8/22
How the he'll did he get into the PH?
EdwardsVampTramp chapter 15 . 8/15
'God, he's SUCH an asshole. *Panting* It's ok guys...I'm fine...no-one panic.'

You kill me! :):):)
EdwardsVampTramp chapter 14 . 8/15
'Yeah, that's right, bitch. Feel the burn.'
Bwahahaha
I love APOV!
Thank God she and Jasper have had a come to Jesus meeting!
EdwardsVampTramp chapter 13 . 8/15
'Okay, if I win..." he looked at me quickly, and for just a second I could see fourteen year old Edward, farting in his sister's pillow and giggling like a maniac, "'

That had me rolling!

Loved the author's note, too! The madman's POV is priceless!
EdwardsVampTramp chapter 11 . 8/15
First attempt at smut?!
It was awesome!

'Jesus, how did I not perv on that righteous heinie before now?

Um...we were a little bit busy, ogling the giant cock, remember?'

Bwahahaha!
EdwardsVampTramp chapter 9 . 8/4
I'm dying!
The whole chapter was brilliant!
From Alice telling about Edward farting on her pillow and him setting up her dolls in lewd positions to ROB PATTINSON to Edward realizing they have the same annoying mannerisms.
Just perfect!. :):):)
EdwardsVampTramp chapter 8 . 8/3
Bwahahaha!
I fear Alice's wrath will be unleashed!
EdwardsVampTramp chapter 7 . 8/2
Oh, me and the ex used to engage in marathon weekends! From Friday evening through to late Sunday night.
Oh...to be young again. ;)
EdwardsVampTramp chapter 6 . 8/2
Definitely one of my favorite chapters!
Yes, I'm late to the party, but I can thank Hunterhunting for leading me here.
Loving it!
datahawk chapter 10 . 7/19
OMG I could not love Rob and Edward together more than I do!
WordsMusicMagic chapter 39 . 2/2
Fan Fucking Tastic! That is all
WordsMusicMagic chapter 18 . 1/23
Holy Fuck! I'm fucking bawling like a baby. Please don't let him fall off the wagon and become a manwhore again! THEN he really wouldn't deserve her.
Guest chapter 5 . 7/31/2022
Renee needs her a$$ kicked!
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