|Reviews for Flaws, Facts and Figures|
| AnarchicMuse chapter 2 . 12/23/2011
Team Charlies's Mustache all the way baby!
| Dapples and greys chapter 3 . 1/19/2010
TEAM CHARLIE'S MOUSTACHE !
I love the idea of somnone going " sparkle sparkle" in the scene. ( I personally go Oh shiny. ")
| weflytothetardis chapter 3 . 9/20/2009
I totally agree with u on EVERYTHING! and i always look forward to reading this!
| Pure'Midnight chapter 3 . 8/17/2009
Burn ey? Hilarious!
I actually never noticed the typo, I'm going to have to rewatch it now to see it.
And did you hear how Taylor Lautner says Quileute? He says like quileotard or something, funny Taylor.
Watch where kristen says 'more days past and things were starting to get a little weird' and a guy in a black hoodie, runs across the background all hunched up. They sure are getting weird.
Why is Nikki sneaky?
| kataraw11 chapter 3 . 8/7/2009
full moon has errors too
came for bella at night time and in the middle of the forrest.
2. bella didnt see jacob changed untill later.
3. one wolf could never in a life time take one vamp
it good to see some one eles thought the movie sucked
| VeggieVampire210 chapter 1 . 8/7/2009
Lmao you're so right...I was also wondering why Bella was in a closet..
Check out my fanfic rant, veggievampire210 )
| AddyOhkay chapter 3 . 8/7/2009
I KNOW! did you notice how bellas mouth never seemed to close? and robert is scary...hes right above the burger king guy...and hes befor barney...BUT ROBERT IS FIRST!
| I live in your closet nojoke chapter 3 . 8/7/2009
i HATE Cathrin
here are 52 thing that i fould wrong (AND IM still ADDING XD)
1. Beginning was wrong wrong
2. Jacob and Billy weren’t in the beginning
3. Her truck was supposed to be red, not orange
4. Her room was supposed to be plain. And where was the rocking chair?
5. Gym was supposed to be her LAST period
6. Angela was supposed to be the quiet one. Lauren wasn’t even in it
7. At LaPush is supposed to be when Jacob is introduced
8. Where was her trig class? A lot happened there
9. Jacob/Edward/Rosalie looked too old. (Edward looked like he was on crack)
10. Bella is supposed to look up vamps after LaPush
11. She is supposed to explain her theories while eating w/ Edward
12. She admits she thinks he’s a vamp in the car, not the forest
13. Field trip never happened
14. The 1st kiss is supposed to happen in the meadow!
15. Bella is supposed to feel sick when he runs w/ her on his back
16. She never took her “human moments”
17. They never mentioned her sleep talking!
18. The Cullen house is supposed to be all white
19. The wall of windows is supposed to be the back of the house, not front
20. After Tyler’s car crash, Edward stays put. He doesn’t leave
21. He promises to explain things, but he doesn’t, yet Bella keeps her promise. That never happened!
22. They NEVER climbed that huge tree in the book, Edward would NAVER risk Bella's life like that!
23. During baseball, when James’ clan comes, they don’t stop playing
24. James wasn’t supposed to say “You brought a snack”, Laurent is
25. Bella was supposed to be in the backseat w/ Emmett and Alice up front. Alice and Emmett weren’t even there!
26. There wasn’t supposed to be an into to James/Victoria/Laurent
27. She was supposed to switch clothes w/ Esme, not give her jacket to Rosalie
28. Bella was supposed to be crying and yelling at Charlie.
29. They were supposed to be in the hotel for three days
30. She is supposed to answer “yes” and “no” to James. If she yelled, Alice and Jasper would have heard her
31. They never acknowledge Jasper calming Bella
32. The taxi never goes straight to the dance studio. It was supposed to bring her to her mom’s house.
33. They never went to the airport! That was a HUGE part!
34. He never told her to tell Edward to avenge her
35. The Cullens aren’t supposed to arrive until AFTER she was bit
36. She wasn’t supposed to see them killing James
37. She wasn’t supposed to know she had been bit
38. Edward was supposed to stop drinking her blood on his own
39. In the hospital, Edward was supposed to kiss her and the line goes flat
40. Eric and Tyler never asked her out. They were supposed to
41. They were supposed to ask her to a school dance, not the actual prom
42. Prom was supposed to be in the school gym
43. They never told Carlisle’s story
44. They never explained Alice’s story
45. She wasn’t supposed to know she was going to prom
46. Jacob was supposed to come IN and DANCE W/ HER
47. Tyler’s truck was supposed to crash BEFORE school
48. Bella’s shirt magically changed
49. Bella’s jacket magically disappeared
50. Where did she come from? One moment she was on the couch, the next she was sitting next to Edward
51. James’ video magically disappeared, then reappeared.
52. Jacob doesn't explain the story correctly
LOLZ hope this helps!
| fanfic44 chapter 1 . 8/7/2009
First of all, you are way too picky. I agree with some of them like how Edwards sparklyness has sound to it. But I mean, come on, "why is jaspers voice so deep?" um who cares?
and "since when did they go on a field trip?" - its an ADAPTATION. Not a page by page reanactment.
And "why did bella wack jacob with the car door?" cuz shes awkward and clumsy and its kinda funny. thats it. Dont think about it too much.
Second of all, this is not a forum. Therefore, this is not the place to list your opinions and reasons as to why you hate the movie (not to mention this is the section for the BOOK.)
| lost in outer space chapter 3 . 8/7/2009
Thank you for mentioning everything that is wrong in the movie! I HATED the movie! It sucked so bad! They got barely anything right! So I'm glad you mentioned this stuff! Thank you!
| random chapter 3 . 8/7/2009
i agree with TEAM CHARLIES Moustache can i make a t-shirt that says that
| Margaret Flower chapter 3 . 8/7/2009
Notice Edward's rediculous glasses when he and Bella walk into school together and everyone knows they're "together?"
And I always thought Charlie was fat, but that might just be my imagination.
And I can't understand why James was shirtless before they attacked that fisherman-guy. I mean, seriously?
And the 4 guys are all drunk and stupid when in the book they were a lot scarier, and smarter; after all, they herded Bella.
All in all, they made this movie much more serious and exaggerated than called for.
| Little Toaster chapter 1 . 8/7/2009
Here's some more:
- Why was Edward so masculine, when in the book it states he was the scrawniest of the three vampire guys?
- Why was Laurent black?
- Why was Bella so manly?
- Why was Billy driving the truck when he's paralized from the waist down?
I would list more, but I haven't seen it since it first came out, lol
| claramadesouffles chapter 2 . 6/21/2009
Well, I personally LOVED the Twilight movie, but I'm not here to say that.
I'm here to say that you had very good points. And did you see the part where Edward and Bella jumped out of Edward's bedroom window in the movie? I have a feeling that wasn't in the book...
| Zoella De Vil chapter 2 . 6/20/2009
didn't you see stephenie during the movie?
gawd, she was on for like, a second! ;P
how did ya miss it? :P
but isn't it bella who thinks of herself as plain?
no one else says that :)