Reviews for Death Note: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual
Blue Rubix-Cube chapter 5 . 2/15/2014
For a few days, Near has been following me and tears sometimes come out. What should I do?
Ciousk chapter 5 . 9/7/2012
Hahahaha! These are good! I know you haven't posted for the last few years, but will you do the NEAR unit? If so, I have a question,

My NEAR unit burnt all his toys and is very frustrated. What can do I do or give to get him back to normal?
Fangirl chapter 4 . 10/23/2011
XD I love how Matt's the only one who will let someone clean him.
rainbowMonstrosity chapter 5 . 5/25/2011
ahahahahaha!

FAQ for the NEAR UNIT:

My NEAR unit is trapped in a card tower, what do I do?

My NEAR unit isn't speaking to me. Is this a bad thing?

My Near unit isn't eating. IS this normal?

I haven't seen my Near unit for a while...what should I do?
Lady Mai-Mai chapter 5 . 12/17/2010
Hello, i just read this from the begining, but have noticed the date you updated at, i do supose that if you were to continue this you would have by now, but i will review for the heck of it:

lol, so that's what the straw dolls meant! I'm in trouble... (lol)

now, my question about my NEAR unit;

My NEAR unit has been rather quiet and the legos that have been all over my bed have been shrinking in amount little by little, now i'm able to actually sleep in my bed, but I am afraid he is eating them, should I be worried?

p.s. love the story, please continue!
NaRuSaSuFaN22 chapter 5 . 12/3/2010
This was GREAT i loved it!

My NEAR unit questions:

My NEAR unit is acting all sad so i went to hug him and he kicked the crap outta me! is that normal?

My best friend just bought a MATT unit and every time they stay the night the MATT unit acts all perverted and my NEAR unit refuses to leave my side. That's not normal...is it?
BetweenTheInfluence chapter 5 . 11/3/2010
wow .. its really awesome .. the Matsu one was EPIC ! XDD
Forest-san123 chapter 5 . 10/19/2010
I really like your story. I might get a BB (Beyond Birthday) unit soon.

Questions for near:

My NEAR unit is being psychotic. Should I be concerned?

NEAR is acting wierd. He said he loves MELLO and has creepy dolls and pictures of him in his room. Should I be concerned?

Well, thats all! I hope you come out with it soon!
Avery Lawliet chapter 5 . 10/10/2010
My NEAR unit stole all my sister's dolls and all my brother's remote-control crap. Is this normal?

My NEAR unit put his toys away and is playing with himself. Is this normal?

Would it be okay to enroll my NEAR unit in preschool? I tried before and he started screaming at me, something about "I'm not a little kid! I'm eighteen!"
Avery Lawliet chapter 3 . 10/10/2010
My MELLO unit is PMS-ing. Help?

This is a general question: Are the units anatomically correct?

I want an L LAWLIET unit!
Avery Lawliet chapter 2 . 10/10/2010
L needs a "Horny" mode. (See Pen Name.)
XxX-Curly-Wurly-XxX chapter 5 . 7/27/2010
My NEAR Unit refuses to leave the house and spends all day cooped up inside playing with his toys and solving puzzles. Is this normal?

Hehe, these are hilarious XD Great job :)
arcanicEmbers chapter 5 . 7/8/2010
My NEAR unit is playing with dolls. Should I be worried?
L Lawliet 4ever chapter 5 . 6/24/2010
Near goes ballistic whenever he sees a toy robot. Is this normal?
9shadowcat9 chapter 5 . 6/17/2010
This is funny. XD

My Near unit keeps pilling my stuff (such as books and cards) and then threatening me when I try to put it away. Is this normal?
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