Reviews for Harry Potter turns to the Lord
Silverlight10243 chapter 1 . 8/8/2017
Hilarious trollfic :D
Guest chapter 1 . 8/5/2017
This is literally a religious author tract with no plot
At least attempt a plot please
Guest chapter 1 . 4/24/2017
Yo this is fucked man
geistklempner chapter 1 . 2/22/2017
lol nice
Guest chapter 1 . 12/25/2016
Praise the lord
Butthole123 chapter 1 . 12/12/2016
Lurkether chapter 1 . 11/2/2016
Now that I've finally read this, I am at last convinced of one thing:

My mom did not write this.

Her version would've had less fake-sounding dialogue.

Aside from that, this is totally something my licensed-minister-who-thinks-homosexuals-are-demon-possessed mother would write, so...good job fooling me up to this point?
percyjacksonfan135 chapter 1 . 10/7/2016
I hope you continue this because these adds are in the way, but I'm sure I'll love it.
Lucifer Jr chapter 1 . 8/17/2016
I bet you and proudhousewife are best friends. You know, seeing as how you both completely missed the point of Harry Potter.
AMAZING chapter 1 . 5/4/2016
The Wayward Typhoon chapter 1 . 5/3/2016

The Lord chapter 1 . 3/13/2016
Pride is one of the Seven Deadly Sins, is it not? So, for you to write a pretentious review of your own story and call it a 'masterpiece' is to fall into hands of the sin of pride. You truly are a sinner, 'Saint Abraham.'
qwerty19 chapter 1 . 2/7/2016
I would hope this is a troll fic, but if not, let me give this little pice of advice.

Religion is a personal thing. Save it for yourself, and for church/synagogue/mosque etc. Keep it out of our lives, and unless it's part of canon, keep it out of fanfiction. Mentions of it is obviously fine, but claiming that all the characters are evil because they have a gift they're BORN with is a...bit far.
Erin Primette chapter 1 . 1/24/2016
This fic is the lamest Christian propaganda fic I've ever read. It's so lame that I'd rather convert to Lokean (a Norse pagan that follows Loki, the Norse Trickster God.)
I like many things chapter 1 . 1/8/2016
OH MY NON-EXISTING GOD THIS IS TOTALLY AWESOME. You're the best. Well, exept for our lord and savior, Satan of course. You have successfully made people feel very confused, which is trolling, and you've made.. well, less cunning people hate Christianity a little more. Which is probably wrong but fuck that. I love you, man.
Or you're serious about this, and you're a spectacularly ignorant and brainless Umbridge. In that case, even through you should probably go to the doctor to cure your ptsd (Prejudices, Traumatic assholerly, Stupidness, and Dick-like behavior), it's okay. I won't judge. UNLIKE THE 'GOD' YOU BELIEVE IN YOU NEANDERTHAL. But if you're not, you're awesome. Really.
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