|Reviews for Dead Confederates|
| whynotjustjumpintoavolcano chapter 33 . 4/13/2011
don't you water down eddie. it would be a blasphemy or something. actually, i'm volunteering for him to insult me anytime.
| evilnat chapter 33 . 4/13/2011
I love this story. It is intricate and the way you describe things is beautiful (even when the subject is not quite so beautiful!).
I think Bella left to try and help Eddie by stopping the volturi from coming to get him, but it looks like it backfired.
Bubba is always hilarious and jasper was even quite amusing this chapter too! the way Eddie speaks of everyone is so funny, Carl especially!
Poor eddie, hope Bella comes back in one piece and still wanting to be with him!
Thanks for updating!
| amandadccullen chapter 33 . 4/13/2011
WTF? Bella leaves... Jeez Eddie is so freakin' upset and i don't blame him one bit for wanting to chase her back down to Italy, but the damn cock blocking family is not lettin' that happen...ugh I feel your pain Eddie! Eddie without Bella is like no sunshine when the sun is up, we can't have that! So hhmmmm the Volterra cumming to Cainhoy huh? And wth? Going to the dogs? Lmao Junior saying "Hope someone remembers to bring the pooper scoopers" haha! Other than Eddie's pain and fuckin' anger in this chpt, i was laughing my head off alot cause when he gets mad and angry, gah i don't wanna be in his way thats for damn sure..."Fly my fuckin' friendly skies," that was priceless!
And you know Eddie, no woman can resist a BAFM like yourself, no wonder pussy is always getting thrown in your face, we love bad boys! ;) But a great chpt and epic as always! Can't wait till the next tease and update to see how everything is gonna play out with the Volterra and the Dogs lol! Again, you're amazing Miss Rie...FLOVE YA! ;
| EdwardsBrunette2 chapter 33 . 4/13/2011
What does Aro want with Bella? And why would she come back with Aro? I'm confused!
| BellaFlan chapter 33 . 4/13/2011
well fuck me sideways and call me Shirley! Bella done mesmerized him and left him low and wet.
I love that you call Jasper "Jizz."
And I floved this:
Leavin' the tangle of female flesh knotted behind us, we got to the rear exit. Sure enough, Malediction Malice was outside, a raven-colored streetwalker who looked at home in the shabby, back alley surrounds with her torn fishnets, tight, black dress, and lacey, fingerless gloves.
OMG, you pimped me right back! You're so cool, Brewster.
| RobForever chapter 1 . 4/13/2011
F*king Awesome! I can indulge myself in a bit of Eddie's Southern Charms! I Loved It! The descriptions are outstanding and getting in Eddie's head is soooo much fun...Eddie still oh so fuck-me-hot and still retaining the traits that made him such a shameless, self-indulgent fantasy of so many (maybe more so, 'cause the gentleman was sweet and hot, but every girl likes to fuck a bad boy).Thanks Lisa Hernandez ;)
| Carolyn Cullen78 chapter 30 . 4/13/2011
Aww i thought Bubba's knock knock joke was pretty funny..."Turnin Bella to a vampire soon" lol and he reads the Black Dagger Brotherhood series... that vamp cracks me up!
Wonder what Demetri had to say to Bella...
Soooooo...Does his cock sparkle? ...too be honest after that question it was hard to concentrate on the story ;)
Great Chapter :)
| Carolyn Cullen78 chapter 29 . 4/13/2011
I love Eddie's attempt at romancing Bella, it was going so well a Harley, meadow, picnic then what happened "C'mon, Bella, please give me head" hahahaha I loved that Bella obliged because he had good manners...
Thought Charlie took the news well about Bella becoming a vampire...i'm glad he didn't shoot Eddie in the family jewels, if they'd been damaged Bella might have changed her mind...can't believe he knew about them... what else is he keepin secret ;)
| Jay's World chapter 32 . 4/13/2011
Her weakness is her heart, her pureblooded love - fuck that was intence. No sugarcoatin' pussy sparklin' "Edward" in scrubs and cryin dust - no Eddie's feral, and ferushious, and furious. Frantic kissed, fuck fuck fuck - I cain't get enough of this sweet ass story.
I'm gon' get my ass over to the Sunshine Coast and get me some wings real soon, ya hear Miss Rie? Real soon...
| Jay's World chapter 31 . 4/13/2011
Well hawly hale, Miss Rie - by sincerest apologizes for being a lil late to this party, tryin to catch up on everything and all - but damn how did I miss this? Hot as hell, cold ice on Eddie's chest, and always brilliance in prosa words, Miss Rie. Brilliant!
| KimmiCullen chapter 18 . 4/13/2011
Eddie, Miss Frost-my-pussy-with-your-cock? Awesome-Bootylicious-and-Gams to my wank-bank-spunk-trunk? lmao wherever do you come up with these? & wow Eddie, crops? now I know I've heard you say you won't go all bdsm on us, does this mean you're softening to the idea of a few little things ;)? loved the motu reference btw lol. OMG, fanfic gossip AND soap operas? wow!
I really enjoyed the Q & A, let me get to know ya a little better Eddie, but no worries, you're still a super sexy studly man-vamp in my eyes, I could never see you as a pussy, only eatin, lickin or fuckin one haha. oh and all your talkin about your cock tonight got me all moist and rubbin' for friction.
hey btw, I noticed the heat you were growlin tonight about women wanten fuckin w/out reviewin. very hot Eddie, I must say!
| aschim chapter 9 . 4/12/2011
About that Bella... She's completely fuckable! Unlike canon bella, who inspires no awe. Thank you for writing!
| BellaFlan chapter 4 . 4/11/2011
This line is only one of the plethora of reasons I want to hump you:
"Prick, I have Deuteranomaly…green weakness. I can see all the colors and twat-features, some of them are just washed out, like your fucking jokes."
| busymommy chapter 8 . 4/10/2011
Now, Ms. Rie-I must confess, as a rule, I am normally all about Jazz-and honestly and truly, you've purely made him incredibly attractive(minus Malice as an appendage BLECH).
However, Eddie has grabbed right hold of my heart-and other parts of my anatomy to remain unnamed-I am a lady after all.
I know you are peeking over Ms Rie's shoulder, Eddie, so dont go getting all full of yourself, you damn well know all your girls love you best anyway.
Gator hunting? SRSLY? funniest shit EVVAH! Loved it!
And Eddie, total bad call on haranguing Charlie bout leavin Bella alone. Shoulda had a back-up plan and sent Rosalie or Malice or Ms. Esme to check on her instead. You kind of left the door wide open for the mutt. Just sayin'.
Gonna try to squeeze in some outtakes in between chores.
See y'all soon!
| busymommy chapter 7 . 4/9/2011
Oh the sex-tinged banter. Eddie, you and Bella surely no how to play with words.
K Srsly, Malice just gets on my ever-lovin nerves, not even gonna lie about it.
Bella, Bella, Bella-you should know when you poke a snake, its gonna strike. Eddie your control is admirable, given a raging hard-on that pops buttons and splits denim seams.
This is all so good. I dont want to rush through, I want to savor it like a LSHF.