|Reviews for Exit Stage Left|
| katesari chapter 6 . 3/3
It seems I have again found a story that I like but isn't going forward. Just read this today and hope that sometime in the future this will be updated! Bye
| EmptySurface chapter 6 . 2/12
This story is wonderful! I'd love to see it continued...
| Chikoshika101 chapter 6 . 1/26
I love this story! It's hilarious! Can't wait for the next update
| SapphireSecret chapter 6 . 10/2/2013
Awesome story! It's finally starting to get into the actual story, so I hope you update someday.
| bill560682 chapter 6 . 7/16/2013
well one very big reason i think harry would never find out about other alley's in cannon was the weasley family. why would they take their kids and thereby harry to a place that would cost their father/husband 1 months pay for a single meal for the whole family of 10 counting harry. what are they going to do go stand outside that resturant then take the kids home to eat leftover tuna salad, not very nice. think about it even on the train trip to hogwarts the first year ron had a packed lunch instead of pocket money to buy snacks.
weasley twins could make tons of money if they made cheer candies. what cheer candies are is a candy that can be put into any food or drink that causes the person to say the stated thing every time they open there mouths. best place to start selling such an item is the world cup match. this way krum fans can drug the irish food and drinks to cause they to praise krum and the irish fans can can drug krums fans to cheer for the irish. the weasley twins and lee jorden should be able to sell 10,000 or more of those at that event, seeing as they get to the event about 12 hours before it starts. people will likely be buying 10, 20 or even 50 at a time to drug the other teams fans with. an after that event they can start selling them for every team by owl order an with world wide sales they should pull in a million galleons a year easy if not several million. you figure if there are 500 quittich teams around the world which is likely a low number and 10 games a season per team which is also a low number an a thousand people at each game who want cheer candies then that is 5 million candies a year sold. an if you send owl order forms with the rest of your items on them you can easily double that number since you will have tons of people wanting the candies to make you sick to get out of class or work. selling the snack boxes at the world cup you will have every kid there spending every bit of their pocket money on those to use to get out of class. these candies are also great for those guys who do not wish to have to go see their mother in-law.
personally i think harry would be very smart even if he does not always show it. the way i see it harry would likely go to the library at school instead of the the play ground to get beaten up by his cousin so that is just over 3 hours a week in the library. also he would likely be sent out to play on weekends when at home so no one begins to talk which means he would likely spend about 15 hours a weekend at the local library. so that is about 18 hours a week harry spends in the library not counting summer vacation. so that is 900 hours a year in a library now if you figure he likely spends a few hours a week here and there at the library on summer break as well you may as well round it up to an even 1,000. so if he started going to the library at say age 6 then that is 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 or 5 years of 1,000 hours a year at a library. an once he starts hogwarts he and his friends spend countless hours looks for different things in the library such as flummels name in year one and what is petrifying the students in year two and tri-wizard tournament in year four. you figure that has to be at least 1,000 hours a year. an to find what they are looking for they need to go threw tons and tons of books on spells, potions, magic animals and who knows what else. an since they need to read every page in every book they will most likely find lots of spells and potions that sound like they would be great to learn and thereby harry would start making a list of them and later learning them. an if you think about it hogwarts library is not as big as you would think. if it has 40,000 books in it that is really only 1,000 different books and they have 40 copies of each book so that everyone who comes to do their homework can have their own copy and does not have to fight over them. now with transfiguration, charms, defence and potions that would account for about 300 books of that 1,000 so even if harry only took one book a week out to study on his own time that is still 40 books a year likely 10 on each subject. so by the end of fouth year harry has read 40 books on each of the 4 subjects or 160 of the 300 books on those subjects. as far as harry spending time with his freinds harry has very few since first year everyone would be fawning over the great harry potter so he would likely go to the library to get away from that or to his dorm. second year everyone thought he was the one attacking the school so he would hide in the library or his dorm and fouth year everyone thought he put his name in the goblet of fire and hated him for stealing cedric's glory so he would also hide in the library or his dorm, thereby giving him lots of time to study on his own. an why harry would study potions would be to get snape of his back as well as to have something to use on his so-called family during the summers. an the potions that are to hard for harry to make he can have the weasley twins or oliver wood make and claim they are going to be used to prank his family during the summers. this would not be hard since in potions you set one dose to be graded by snape and the rest is done way with, now we bottle it instead of dumping it. an i am sure harry learns about owl ordering things so he can also buy finished potions if it something hogwarts students do not brew. an remember harry during third year was able to do a spell most grownups can not even do so his should learn spells very well so that as a first year he should be learning second and even third year spells on his own no problem, second year he should be up to fouth and fifth year spells an by third year he should be up to sixth and seventh year spells. so by the time fourth year is over harry should have moved on to subjects like runes and arithmancy and be threw at least first if not second year in those subjects on his own as well. you also can not forget harry spent time living at the inn connected to diagon alley during the summer before third year so he could have checked out any of the books at the book store there as well. so he could have snuck in there under his invisability cloak and spent 8 to 10 hours a day reading to his hearts content. if harry happens to be a speed reader so he can read a book in 30 minutes then that is 2 books an hours and 20 books a day which is 140 books a week and 520 books in one month. an even thou a book store may look as thou it has 100,000 books it is more like they have 1,000 books with 100 copies of each one, an if you leave out wizarding fiction books written for lonely housewives you can likely cut that number in half, you can also take the hogwarts books of the list because harry can read those at school harry will mainly be looking for books like 1,001 ways to win a fight fast. an yes i know cannon harry was not allowed to be too smart otherwise granger would not have anything to do. also it would write ron out of the story do to him not being able to get harry to just slack off all the time. an harry could always claim he was going to bed early say 9 o'clock and use his cloak to go to an empty classroom to practice the spells he is learning till midnight then sneak back to his room an still get 6 or 7 hours sleep so if we only do week days that is 15 hours a week of spell practice and 600 hours a school year of spell practice. an the way it sounds in cannon they only have each class once or twice a week at most so you are only having 2 to 4 classes a day. an the way cannon makes it sound you are lucky to learn 40 spells a year per class. so even if it takes harry 2 hours to get each spell down right that is 300 extra spells a year he knows. an the only class that calls for spells is charms, transfiguration and defence. so we get 100 new spells from each a year. so harry would learn 2 1/2 years of spells a year meaning by the end of third year harry should know all 7 years of hogwarts spells for each of the 3 classes. an when harry is learning these new spell he only needs to work on what the spell does, wand movements for the spell and how to counter the spell not the 2 or 3 pages of the spells history such as it was invented in 1307 and so on such as the theory behind the spell. so a 500 page book would have about 100 spells. so even if harry only reads at normal speed he can read and copy the parts of the book he needs in an hour or two then spend all the time he wants to get the spell right.
self study as far as learning magic goes harry would only need to practice 2 to 3 hours a day at most. the main subjects are charms, transfiguration, defence and potions which they only seem to have once a week as far as lessons were spellwork is done the other class each week seems to be about drilling theary into their heads. so even with only 2 to 3 hours a day that would put harry way ahead of everyone in his year an even if the hogwarts students have each class twice a week at least one day would be totally theary and the other would be spellwork. an yes they would spend a lot of time on the theary because that would count for half your grade. one spell per class per week would be 40 spells a year. so if you learn one spell an hour which is longer then hogwarts classes likely are and 2 spells a day plus one potion a day by the time hogwarts is out for first year you have learned 3 years of charms, transfiguration and defence plus 4 1/2 years of potions. you are learning 10 spells a week which means you finish each class in that year in a month. so in 3 months you have finished all your charms, transfiguration and defence for the year. so harry should finish all charms, transfiguration and defence for all 7 years by christmas of what would be his 3rd year at hogwarts if he takes summers off. so he could now move on to things like runes and arithmusy so now with only 2 classes to worry about that would be a whole year every 2 monthes. so in 8 months he has finished 4 years
| bill560682 chapter 4 . 7/16/2013
now how come no death eaters tried to kill off harry while he was staying at the inn between 2nd and 3rd year for several weeks? of course they may have it just never made it into the books because everything is from harry's view and he never knew about it, that an the fact if they had in fact pulled it off the stories would have been over which is also why no one tried to kill harry on his hogsmeade weekends. i mean you use a few charms to change your looks then go an blow the kids head off and get the hell out of there rather simple.
| bill560682 chapter 3 . 7/16/2013
i think the first thing on the 'to do' list would be catch peter and turn him over to madam bones then take out any horcluxes you know about then break into all the death eaters houses and rob them blind then blow up their house. you know death eaters do not keep all the good stuff in the bank including large amounts of money for bribes .
| bill560682 chapter 2 . 7/16/2013
so why not just create a magical bomb? all you need is a ward stone or any other magical item that can hold raw magical power an then power it to the max and put a time delayed reducto curse on it set to release all the power at once and boom a magical add a feather weight charm and a shrinking charm and a charm to cloak it an you can then just drop it any place you want. heck you could even slip it into someones cloak pocket and have them take it were you want it.
| bill560682 chapter 1 . 7/16/2013
well at least i like your wards for hogwarts better then cannon. j.k.r. just made it seem way to easy for the bad guys to just walk right in. hogwarts is a 1,000 years old, your castle does not stay around that long by accident. why not use the room of requirements to create both food and weapons? think about it if you wanted to go all star wars you could create 10,000 clones an thereby have your own clone war.
| vampireharry the 2 chapter 6 . 7/7/2013
This is awesome! I hope you'll continue it!
| dragoncreators chapter 6 . 7/5/2013
I love future harry/daniel!
| dragoncreators chapter 3 . 7/5/2013
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE! O.O
| readaddict123 chapter 6 . 6/11/2013
This story is really good and unique! I can't wait until you update again! Update soon!
| Devil Lady Hitokiri chapter 6 . 5/9/2013
Hi! I just can't belive that the story has been on hiatus for so long :( Wanna know what else has Daniel stored for young Harry.
| Lord Geovanni chapter 6 . 4/17/2013
Good story. I am just a little disappointed at the lack of updates over such a long time. This story has been around since 2009. That is 4 years with only 6 chapters...