Reviews for Food Vampire
Guest chapter 1 . 10/3/2014
Write more kelix Ryan I love them together.
Jaka Tingkir chapter 1 . 9/1/2009
This fic was funny in a new way. I never expected to find a romantic, funny, and sexy fic about turkey sandwich, gravy, Ryan, and Kelsi. You've done a good job with this piece!

I'll be specific about the funny part, I can't hold them back.

-The painstakingly detailed words to describe Ryan taking a bite off Kelsi's turkey. And the cleaning. My! *swoons*

-the sizzling hot description about Ryan's moves on Kelsi and the sentence he said next.

-the spork.

-the ending. :D That's cute. I think.

I think that will do. I really enjoyed it!
GrlCalledLauren chapter 1 . 8/6/2009
That was so cute! I love your writing dearest!
Nightglider-star chapter 1 . 7/8/2009
hahaha omg I loved this! Write more!
DC World chapter 1 . 6/8/2009
odd...( for a lack of a better word) but very well written. You have a way of pulling me in...and making me curious as to see what happens. I like how you made something as simple as eating lunch...well...sexy comes to mind. You're good and I am interested to read some more of your writing...just to see what you have done.

yeah I know..strange review...but I am not sure what I think about this...it gives me mixed thoughts so it's just a ramble.

Heidi
krfan chapter 1 . 6/7/2009
A bit odd but funny at the same time. Hope u get out of that mean writer's block to write us more ryelsi
digigirl02 chapter 1 . 6/7/2009
Cute, I like the last line the best.
VampireHampster chapter 1 . 6/7/2009
Haha...Vampire HSM...why can't that actually happen?