I love it and I hate it at the same time; because I want more. This was effing legendary. I cannot believe I missed that this was a one shot. I mean, I was so absorbed and cackling by the end I was looking for the “next” button before I noticed that that was actually the end.

Glorious. Absolutely beautiful. This is everything

A great OS.

oh my God! I'm cackling all along the story! This is so hillarious, indeed. I like the word 'flying fuck' the most, to be honest. Thank you for writing this!

ohhhhhh tgatbwas FREAKING WONDERFUL!\\( •̀ω•́ )/

you prolly won't see this, so just for the benefit of those checking the reviews before reading.. this was a fun fic to read. serious at the same time.

i thought it was going to be a straight up crack fic, but then the tone gets serious. it's cool.
thanks so much for sharing this despite being hesitant before :)

i wish tsunade was at the end and an updated bingo book. :P

Aw come on. I need a bonus with Sasuke having a hard time finding a partner suitable to Sakura's taste! But seriously this was really really good, better than I was expecting if a crack fic. Wow.

I want to thank the author for their work on this story.
It was fun and interesting to read, I really enjoyed it, thank you very much!

I love it especially when itachi suspected sakura of summoning him with thoughts of necrophilia. And when pain looked at konan before he answered her, like if asking for her approval.

All this build up just for the Akatsuki to call Sasuke a moron for being a jerk to Sakura was so worth it! :D

Soooo good. Sequel soon please

I've been going through old fics I've read before and this one has got to be one of my favorite that I've reread years later. It is soooo much funnier than I remember the first time I read it.

太棒了，这画面是我梦想在原作漫画中见到的。可惜樱痛打宇智波的画面也没有在漫画中出现。谢谢Natarie圆梦!

this is amazing, I love it.

This is pure GOLD!
Love it!

Lol can't breathe!