|Reviews for Failure to Thrive|
| Phae chapter 19 . 1/4/2013
I know some truly nasty jokes about sheep and cows, but alas I do not have the fortitude to post them here.
| Phae chapter 17 . 1/3/2013
Love, love, love Bella handing Emmett his, er, man parts. That scene is definitely going to be a fave!
| Phae chapter 14 . 1/3/2013
Now, there's no way a review from me is as good as being shipwrecked with Edward. I'm just sayin'...
I'm glad Edward got onto Bella about walking home by herself after dark. Hello! That is just BAD decision making.
| Phae chapter 13 . 1/3/2013
I like the texting... Almost as much as Edward deciding to just go see Bella already!
| Phae chapter 12 . 1/3/2013
The pimped out kitty litter box sounds cool to me. And yes, I know all about after school specials! Dear Lord, they were awful. Now, what was cool was Saturday morning Conjunction Junction. (That one may be a little before your time... Don't tell me if it is.)
| Phae chapter 11 . 1/3/2013
Snakes. Super repellant image. Shudder.
| Phae chapter 10 . 1/2/2013
Latin ... Sexy? New to me, but I'll roll with it! Knotts Berry Farm is the best. The little goats were always my faves.
| Sian xxxnxxx chapter 27 . 1/2/2013
Wow I have totally loved this story, I found it on someone else's list of favourites and I'm so glad that I did xxx
| Phae chapter 6 . 1/1/2013
I love how Bella swears like a sailor. Almost as much as I love Edward's bouquet.
So far, so good! I hope I am not jinxing anything!
| TwinMommie chapter 23 . 12/28/2012
Damn, I have migraines too. Have had them a LONG time. If only Edward could come and "cure" me too!Love the story!
| TwinMommie chapter 9 . 12/25/2012
Its Christmas day and I have been super busy...but as tired as I am I cannot stop reading! Very good story and characters are believable in their current situations.
| Halo221 chapter 17 . 12/21/2012
As with the rest, I very much enjoy this story! However, I have a little bone to pick about why all the therapists in this story so far are male? Far and away there are more female therapists in general and specifically within the sex therapy community. Just saying...
| Halo221 chapter 11 . 12/20/2012
| Halo221 chapter 10 . 12/20/2012
Sad news: Burrrbank Ice Cream is closed now. Additionally, I'm afraid that I must object to going to Knotts for fried chicken if they live near UCLA because Roscoes Chicken and Waffles is closer and (I'm sorry) better. Just saying.
| Halo221 chapter 6 . 12/20/2012
I am leaving this review to validate the calluses on your fingers.
Also, I think this story is quite clever and entertaining ;)