|Reviews for Failure to Thrive|
| shadowXxxnightfoxx chapter 14 . 7/11/2009
por edward and bella and I so fell in love with this stroy when I clicked on it for the first time
| Areallthegoodusernamestaken chapter 14 . 7/10/2009
This story is so awesome! You are a great writer and have such a way with words I can't even tell you don't know what you are talking about. Thanks in advance for the next chapter and for giving me something to fill my Edward and Bellaless days with! :D
| MissRe chapter 14 . 7/10/2009
I liked it, but then I can normally ignore paradoxes in the space time continuum. LOL Awesome job. I love that Edward got all pissy and protective. It's awesome that they are spending the night together again and that they are both so eager to spend time together. Love that Bella was able to take things into her own hands. Loved it!
| RissaCullen-TeamEdward chapter 7 . 7/10/2009
i thought the dream was very... interesting... in a kinda sorta good way... i was trying to keep up with who was talking, and bella's subconciousness babbling to herself. got kinda confused, but it was hilarious anyways!
| Aleeab4u chapter 14 . 7/10/2009
Sorry, I have to disagree. There is no possible way that even the most amazing review in the world could ever be "almost as good as being shipwrecked with Edward in paradise." Unless Edward is a sparkly vampire and there is neither wild life nor sun block on said paradise. Because then you'd be sunburned - sparklies are reflective after all - and eventually dinner. So then yes, reviews would be "almost" as good. Still, only "almost" because seriously, what a way to go, lol.
Now, what is "almost as good" is this chapter! Oh my. I never thought I would say this but the bbz was HOT. (looks around furtively and hopes no one I know is reading this *blushes*) And you have the female equivalent of big cajones and oodles of lovely writing talent for pulling that one off. Uh, no pun intended, lol.
Yay for girl power and knowing how to please ones-self! Yay for Alice's rabbit gift, every girl should have one. Darn, why don't I have one! And finally the biggest Yay for you. I loved every element of this chapter. Bella's 'success', her loser deterrent, Edward's protectiveness and even the slightly cliffhanger ending. Can't wait for more.
| TrulyOutrageous chapter 14 . 7/10/2009
I really loved Bella's inner monologue and the text between her and Alice was very funny.
| jadesabre75 chapter 14 . 7/10/2009
| rms33 chapter 8 . 7/10/2009
That was too funny for words.
| missgrattify chapter 13 . 7/10/2009
Wow, I really like your story! Please keep updating it, I have been checking the computer everyday to see if ya update. Its funny and romantic, good combination.
| MissRe chapter 13 . 7/9/2009
Another awesome chapter - I loved the Alice/Bella meeting as well as the B/E texts... I'd write more but it's late and I'm about to fall asleep... long freaking days...
| NinjaKitten3782 chapter 13 . 7/9/2009
Really enjoying this story. Yes, lemons are nice, but if they're just all "oh, fuck me..." in every chapter with no plot, it gets super boring.
Also, I can't figure out how you are writing all of the sex therapy stuff... I'm embarrassed for them just READING it. HA! I mean, when Edward started reading that book on premature ejaculation, I'm pretty sure I was beet red.
| rms33 chapter 1 . 7/9/2009
That was funny.
| MarySoul chapter 13 . 7/9/2009
not a filler at all! loved the agreement! very creative! can't wait to see what's up next! open the candy store, please? :)
| Julesnerd chapter 13 . 7/9/2009
I can't believe that no one has jumped all over the overly expensive ebonized walnut frame on the watercolor. Hm... I wonder what that could possibly mean;)
Shoot, now I've given it away.
| lonewolfskid chapter 13 . 7/9/2009
holy hilarious contract batman! Shame she isn't a real girl. Sorta. Anyhoo, diggin the symbolism. Dreaming of talking cat/vag is certainly giggle worthy. I don't feel that this was a filler. It moved them along emotionally. Bella at least. Super sweetness gift from E. "I only want to play with you"...yum. And my Dwardo peen search is back on.