Reviews for More Better
Failure Turtle chapter 1 . 7/3/2009
WHY DIDN'T YOU YELL AT ME ABOUT THIS

I DON'T CHECK THIS SITE FOR SHIT ON MY PHONE

SO HERE I AM TWO DAYS LATE WHILE DOING LAUNDRY AT MY MOMS FEELING LIKE A BIG FAT FAILURE TURTLE BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW THIS

OMG LEDGEACY IS IN THIS I SEE

HOLY FUCK OMG I'M GONNA READ IT NOW EVEN THOUGH I'M TYPING LOUD AS METALINGUS AND MY BRO IS SLEEPING ON THE COUCH BEHIND ME AND HE JUST YELLED "BECCA YOU TYPE TO DAMN FAST SHUT THE FUCK UP" SO I HIT HIM WITH MY EDGE TEDDY BEAR THAT I CARRY IN MY HUGE EDGE BACKPACK AND SCREAMED "HUSH YOU CENA LOVING HOMO"

ahem

(sorry, it's been a while since I left a decent review on anything.)

OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS DID EDGE SERIOUSLY RECORD MY VOICEMAIL MESSAGE?

OMG ON MY RAZR PHONE I HAD AN EDGE CASE AND METALINGUS WAS MY VOICEMAIL AND MY MOM MADE ME CHANGE IT

BUT NOW MY IPHONE HAS AN EDGE CASE AGAIN HAHAHAHA

RESPLENDENT

...

...

MACK

OMG

MY FRIEND SERIOUSLY ASKED ME LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO IF I'D TAKE STRIPPING LESSONS WITH HER LMFAO WE START NEXT MONTH FOR REALZ WOO WOO WOO

I CAN TOTALLY IMAGINE HIM SAYING "CROCHETING" WHICH REMINDS ME I DO HAVE A BIG BALL OF YARN I STARTED CROCHETING WHEN I WAS LIKE SIX AND I STILL HAVE IT

WHY DID EDGE CALL YOU A WENCH? (you know you liked it)

OMG RANDY IS HITTING ON ME THAT'S LIKE GETTING HIT ON BY MY FATHER IN LAW...ew dusty

wait a second...it just hit me now.

they are at the mall

CODY and EDGE are at the mall

a SHOPPING mall

OMG I KNEW THEY WERE SHOPPING BUDDIES FOR REAL THEY HAVE THE SAME WARDROBE

...Our Lady Peace was here last Saturday and I COULDN'T GO

WRONG CHANT YES NO STORY IS RESPLENDENT WITHOUT ONE!

THIRTEEN IS MY FAVORITE NUMBER

I love how bossy Edge is lmao

WTF WHY IS EDGE PICKING OUT MY CLOTHES IS HE MY MOTHER

it is my secret ambition to be a stripper no lie

OMG MACK THANK YOU

AND MANMNCAKDHFAFM I HAVE TOP SECRET INFORMATION TO MESSAGE YOU AND IT PROVES US RIGHT! RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT! YOU KNOW IT WOO WOO WOO
CrystalxShip chapter 1 . 7/1/2009
HAHAHA I wish Edge would be my voicemail message.

stripping lessons wo

oh god. edge naked. wrapped in a sheet. that means HIP DENTS!

gah.

Oh,Adam is mean calling you a wench. Then again you probably enjoyed it you freak.

GET YOUR BITCH BACK

i can imagine canada being beer,hockey,and lady.

by the way. free agency started on canada. how fitting.

yeah...cigarette smoke...thats exactly what mackenzie is choking on...

Adam's so abusive and manly,i love it!

OH! You get YOUR Canadian on Canada Day,but I have to call mine?

Jay Jay needs hockey and lady too!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BECKQUISHA
fanfiction.net is horrible chapter 1 . 7/1/2009
The way you write Edge is like perfect!