Reviews for A Mirkwood Spider Landed On My Front Porch
LuckySevenChomei chapter 6 . 2/15/2016
This story is hilarious! I swear I have never laughed so hard in my life... If only I had the same talent...
By the way, who, or what, is at the back door?
Great, great story!
AutumnLeaves03 chapter 6 . 1/13/2016
Simply awesome!
Fay princess chapter 6 . 9/7/2015
Hey, a toy wand disappeared from my room last night. And the closet was open. I have also been reading Harry Potter...
LegolaslovesME chapter 5 . 9/6/2015
LegolaslovesME chapter 4 . 9/6/2015
I DID not need that picture. And I really need to hire Erestor. I still can't find that copy of call of the wild...
LegolaslovesME chapter 3 . 9/6/2015
Mind putting my elvish self in? Name is Meangnas Lote means cutting flower. Married to Legolas. Has a cat. Has a temper. Completely supports Legolas in his cleaning efforts. (and sees his point about cleaning the kitchen.) has opened the closet in her own house numerous times. (moonbeam! Be a sweet little kitty and get that, would you? Thank you.) and is thoroughly enjoying this story!
LegolaslovesME chapter 2 . 9/6/2015
Stop threatening me with the spider, it's irritating and I do know archery. Plus, my cat eats spiders. And I do know what happens when you love lotr (did i mention Legolas' lips are so perfect?) and I think I will open the story is funny, I like it!
LegolaslovesME chapter 1 . 9/6/2015
Okay, I'm reviewing! But I'm not intimidated by the spider. Actually, I know archery, so yeah. Anyway, this looks interesting. I'm looking forward to what happens next.
Guest chapter 5 . 3/26/2015
elves go wild when one gets the guy who commands their deaths in the room. elves get equally wild when people swipe their weaponry. pile on mary sue and Legolas' mind snaps. you enjoy making that elf's life misery, don't you?
Guest chapter 4 . 3/26/2015
okaaaaaayyyyyy... i absolutely DID NOT need that image of Thranduil...
Legolas said something along the lines of "FA-THERRRR" when he heard about it, I'm sure...
Guest chapter 3 . 3/26/2015
sooooooo... you lock poor Legolas in the closet to sleep? no wonder the elf is so mad and argumentative all the time! a wonder he still housecleans for you. elves were made to be FREE, NiRi! you don't need him in your BEDROOM, necessarily, but seriously, lock him in the living room or something, not a cramped, dark closet with a pile of other elves!

oh and p.s. though you've probably already figured THIS out: when you have elves whispering in a corner and seemingly getting along fairly well, watch out because they're plotting your downfall. sleeping in close quarters gives elves EXCELLENT reason to get along well and whisper to each other...
Guest chapter 2 . 3/26/2015
sooooooo... um, didn't find much to comment on. nice intro and all.

P.S. feed this to the spider.
Guest chapter 1 . 3/26/2015
oh joy... when the elves meet Legs the spider...

Nieriel Raina chapter 1 . 3/17/2015
Ellie, I guess you missed the disclaimer that nothing in this story should be taken seriously. This is crack!fic. And nothing in this story by any means is supposed to resemble Tolkien's world, elven customs etc. Nor does it mean I lack the knowledge of such. You have to know the rules to break the rules. And trust me, I know them.

But thank you for the review.
Elfie chapter 1 . 3/17/2015
I'm sorry.

I've been thinking about what I wrote and I realized that there was probably a more tactful and pleasant way of expressing it.
It's true that I was surprised, but it's YOUR story, YOUR fantasy and YOUR right to write whatever you want.

Though I don't take back my sentiment, I sincerely hope that you derive no insult from it.
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