Reviews for A Mirkwood Spider Landed On My Front Porch
Guest chapter 5 . 3/26
elves go wild when one gets the guy who commands their deaths in the room. elves get equally wild when people swipe their weaponry. pile on mary sue and Legolas' mind snaps. you enjoy making that elf's life misery, don't you?
Guest chapter 4 . 3/26
okaaaaaayyyyyy... i absolutely DID NOT need that image of Thranduil...
Legolas said something along the lines of "FA-THERRRR" when he heard about it, I'm sure...
Guest chapter 3 . 3/26
sooooooo... you lock poor Legolas in the closet to sleep? no wonder the elf is so mad and argumentative all the time! a wonder he still housecleans for you. elves were made to be FREE, NiRi! you don't need him in your BEDROOM, necessarily, but seriously, lock him in the living room or something, not a cramped, dark closet with a pile of other elves!

oh and p.s. though you've probably already figured THIS out: when you have elves whispering in a corner and seemingly getting along fairly well, watch out because they're plotting your downfall. sleeping in close quarters gives elves EXCELLENT reason to get along well and whisper to each other...
Guest chapter 2 . 3/26
sooooooo... um, didn't find much to comment on. nice intro and all.

P.S. feed this to the spider.
Guest chapter 1 . 3/26
oh joy... when the elves meet Legs the spider...

Nieriel Raina chapter 1 . 3/17
Ellie, I guess you missed the disclaimer that nothing in this story should be taken seriously. This is crack!fic. And nothing in this story by any means is supposed to resemble Tolkien's world, elven customs etc. Nor does it mean I lack the knowledge of such. You have to know the rules to break the rules. And trust me, I know them.

But thank you for the review.
Elfie chapter 1 . 3/17
I'm sorry.

I've been thinking about what I wrote and I realized that there was probably a more tactful and pleasant way of expressing it.
It's true that I was surprised, but it's YOUR story, YOUR fantasy and YOUR right to write whatever you want.

Though I don't take back my sentiment, I sincerely hope that you derive no insult from it.
Elfie chapter 3 . 3/15
Sorry to complain, but why isn't there a T rating? I thought it was just T because of the spiders.
Look up Elvish customs on Wikipedia- Marriage and suchforth

But I do like the Legolas and Gimli bickering.
Elfie chapter 2 . 3/15
Most stories THIS strange don't read very well. My pet plants and I, however, don't mind spiders and find this a very great story so far. :)

Considering that I live in the dungeon and am quite... familiar... with spiders, I quite like this.

(But you've traumatized my teddy bear!) Seriously, it's hilarious so far and I can't wait to read the rest, bedtime or not.
Lolzipop chapter 3 . 9/20/2014
Wow. Just wow. Wargs like romance.
OneSizeFitsAll chapter 2 . 7/24/2014
Aww...I adore Wargs too! When does a balrog show up? Please tell me there's a balrog!
OneSizeFitsAll chapter 1 . 7/24/2014
Awww...I adore spiders, too. They creep me out, but I adore them anyhow. Which is why I'm reviewing, Legs, not because you threaten to eat me.
I'm enjoying this so far! It's very funny!
Thegreypoet chapter 6 . 3/28/2014
I loved your story. It sounds like it was fun to write.
ElfGirl12 chapter 6 . 1/5/2014
This was awesome! Totally original idea, I NEVER would have thought of something like that! Kudos for a job well done... now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go read the sequel! :)
ElfGirl12 chapter 5 . 1/5/2014
Wow... just wow...
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