Reviews for A Mirkwood Spider Landed On My Front Porch
Elfie chapter 1 . 3/17/2015
I'm sorry.

I've been thinking about what I wrote and I realized that there was probably a more tactful and pleasant way of expressing it.
It's true that I was surprised, but it's YOUR story, YOUR fantasy and YOUR right to write whatever you want.

Though I don't take back my sentiment, I sincerely hope that you derive no insult from it.
Elfie chapter 3 . 3/15/2015
Sorry to complain, but why isn't there a T rating? I thought it was just T because of the spiders.
Look up Elvish customs on Wikipedia- Marriage and suchforth

But I do like the Legolas and Gimli bickering.
Elfie chapter 2 . 3/15/2015
Most stories THIS strange don't read very well. My pet plants and I, however, don't mind spiders and find this a very great story so far. :)

Considering that I live in the dungeon and am quite... familiar... with spiders, I quite like this.

(But you've traumatized my teddy bear!) Seriously, it's hilarious so far and I can't wait to read the rest, bedtime or not.
Lolzipop chapter 3 . 9/20/2014
Wow. Just wow. Wargs like romance.
OneSizeFitsAll chapter 2 . 7/24/2014
Aww...I adore Wargs too! When does a balrog show up? Please tell me there's a balrog!
OneSizeFitsAll chapter 1 . 7/24/2014
Awww...I adore spiders, too. They creep me out, but I adore them anyhow. Which is why I'm reviewing, Legs, not because you threaten to eat me.
I'm enjoying this so far! It's very funny!
Thegreypoet chapter 6 . 3/28/2014
I loved your story. It sounds like it was fun to write.
ElfGirl12 chapter 6 . 1/5/2014
This was awesome! Totally original idea, I NEVER would have thought of something like that! Kudos for a job well done... now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go read the sequel! :)
ElfGirl12 chapter 5 . 1/5/2014
Wow... just wow...
ElfGirl12 chapter 4 . 1/5/2014
SERIOUSLY?! Who's next, Frodo? And I always knew Elves would be neat freaks
ElfGirl12 chapter 3 . 1/5/2014
"... and that was how he became my favorite LOTR character" Hilarious!
ElfGirl12 chapter 2 . 1/5/2014
Wow... a WARG that is totally romantic?! That is so cool! (And a nice twist) :)
ElfGirl12 chapter 1 . 1/5/2014
No, stay away Legs! Ok ok I'm reviewing! This is an awesome story so far
Aria Breuer chapter 6 . 12/28/2013
Overall, this is a good story. Legolas and Gimli can never seem to stop bickering, even though I thought they did after they became friends. Its understandable how Glorfindel became your favorite character. I guess reading the books really does lead into the characters staying at different houses.

Good work.

Aria Breuer
Aria Breuer chapter 3 . 12/28/2013
Hmm... Legolas, Gimli, and Glorfindel's appearance in this story is starting to remind me of my own experience with Frodo. Of course, that was only one time and is a rather different experience. That's all I'll say on the matter. I don't feel comfortable speaking any further on it on this review.

As for that spider, she can calm down. I'll review, just not with every chapter. Just who I am.

Aria Breuer
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