Reviews for Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
Scarlet Firesong chapter 1 . 9/25
Fairies. Their blood-sucking fairies.
Shawn Raven chapter 1 . 7/23
You should've blown his head apart, with the rest of his family with your gun Alucard. :(

LilyYumikoRockMe chapter 1 . 3/17
jeanette9a chapter 1 . 12/12/2011
, LOL!
spaz-san chapter 1 . 11/23/2010
love the idea of Alucard trying to figure out how he is going to explain Edward to Integra. its very funny to me.
Sony Boy chapter 1 . 10/30/2010
...He should have killed Edward or taken Eddie to Integra. Then she could decide what to do (Alucard, Kill the thing!).
roo17 chapter 1 . 10/7/2010
haha I was wishing for him to kill Edward, but I still liked this ;D
Metronomeblue chapter 1 . 6/28/2010
Tabitha Hope chapter 1 . 2/25/2010
Love this.
GenericSpider chapter 1 . 2/20/2010
That's an interesting reaction from Alucard; instead of "I must kill this now!" It's "This crap isn't worth my time,"
yureicasper chapter 1 . 2/7/2010
was going great, but a little disappointing at the end. i was hoping for something much more dramatic. ;[
Down With Sparkles chapter 1 . 12/6/2009
You, my good friend, have made my night. I could imagine this happening. Although, I have a feeling that Alucard would rip apart anything that sparkled and still called itself a vampire... Thank you for that amusing little ficlet.
JenEvan chapter 1 . 11/7/2009
'Real vampires don't sparkle.'

That was just classic xD
WeirdDolly chapter 1 . 8/19/2009
This is great. Only fairies sparkle.
ShineX chapter 1 . 8/15/2009
nice, lol
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