|Reviews for Real Vampires Don't Sparkle|
| Scarlet Firesong chapter 1 . 9/25
Fairies. Their blood-sucking fairies.
| Shawn Raven chapter 1 . 7/23
You should've blown his head apart, with the rest of his family with your gun Alucard. :(
| LilyYumikoRockMe chapter 1 . 3/17
OMFG! OMG! OMFG! OMG! THANK YOU SO MUCH!
| jeanette9a chapter 1 . 12/12/2011
| spaz-san chapter 1 . 11/23/2010
love the idea of Alucard trying to figure out how he is going to explain Edward to Integra. its very funny to me.
| Sony Boy chapter 1 . 10/30/2010
...He should have killed Edward or taken Eddie to Integra. Then she could decide what to do (Alucard, Kill the thing!).
| roo17 chapter 1 . 10/7/2010
haha I was wishing for him to kill Edward, but I still liked this ;D
| Metronomeblue chapter 1 . 6/28/2010
| Tabitha Hope chapter 1 . 2/25/2010
| GenericSpider chapter 1 . 2/20/2010
That's an interesting reaction from Alucard; instead of "I must kill this now!" It's "This crap isn't worth my time,"
| yureicasper chapter 1 . 2/7/2010
was going great, but a little disappointing at the end. i was hoping for something much more dramatic. ;[
| Down With Sparkles chapter 1 . 12/6/2009
You, my good friend, have made my night. I could imagine this happening. Although, I have a feeling that Alucard would rip apart anything that sparkled and still called itself a vampire... Thank you for that amusing little ficlet.
| JenEvan chapter 1 . 11/7/2009
'Real vampires don't sparkle.'
That was just classic xD
| WeirdDolly chapter 1 . 8/19/2009
This is great. Only fairies sparkle.
| ShineX chapter 1 . 8/15/2009