Reviews for 50 ways to kill Gisborne
Satan Abraham chapter 1 . 11/30/2010
Haha. :)
marije2410 chapter 1 . 9/18/2010
Haha, this was really funny, especially 49. Thanks for sharing!

wild-springflower chapter 1 . 8/15/2010
lol! i love it!
Outlawry chapter 1 . 7/22/2010
HAHA! Loved it! I almost wrote one of these but switched to "Ways to Annoy" instead of "To Kill". YOu've done a fine enough job of it so I'm glad I didn't!

Robin and Marian Forever,

Horsewoman626 chapter 1 . 4/23/2010
I love it!
Of Quirky Excellence chapter 1 . 12/27/2009
HAHAHAHA all these FFs are lifting my spirits, please make one for the sheriiff, or even better, isabella!
Poeta Senza Faccia chapter 1 . 10/14/2009
OMG! I couldn't stop laughing and wanting to do those things to Gizzy myself. My friend looked at me like i was crazy for a while. By the Way... since you're such a wonderful writer, do you think that you could do "50 Ways to Kill Isabella"?
cflat chapter 1 . 7/9/2009
You know, the whole idea of this site is to post actual stories, not lists. This is getting reported.
Voldy's Worst Nightmare chapter 1 . 7/9/2009
*clears throat*



*cackles* i LOVE those crazy methods of Gisbourne killing! POKE HIM WITH STRAWS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! nyaha, i just love poking fictional people with straws.


RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley chapter 1 . 7/8/2009
*dies of hysterical laughter* that was fantastic, especially the bit about MJ's funeral (i heard the plastic surgery obessie got a solid gold casket, what the hell?). brilliant fic, you should write others like this
Esmerelda Diana Parker chapter 1 . 7/8/2009
HI CECILE! *giggles* My opinion on each and every one of these ideas in order...

1. *giggles*

2. ...

3. didn't that happen in S1 Episode 8?

4. *giggle* or put him in the RRA's HQ..

5. *mutters* Cee will kill Marian if he even thinks about trying something..

6. Gah! My poor Muchy...*goes and cuddles with Much*

7. *Grins* i like this idea...

8. Good idea...very simple...

9. *giggles* aww...*watches them with him and waits for Episode 9 and kills Eve and cuddles with Much*

10. Oi! My Muchy is not that bad...

11. very creative...

12. *will get just as annoyed with Robin as Guy is and end up fighting guy to see who gets to kill him first*

13. CLIFF DIVING! *drags Guy to La Push*

14. *grins* Pay Back!

15. *giggles*

16. *laughs* there sharp objects at the bottom or how about a pool filled with Piranahs?

17. Oh...that could work...

18. Oh...nice idea...

19. *giggles* very true...

20. *giggles* Gizzy Gizzy Gizzy Gizzy Gizzy Gizzy Gizzy Gizzy Gizzy Gizzy ROBIN!

21. No...send him to Mars...

22. *is definetly useing this idea*

23. um...bit old fashioned and a classic...can't go wrong with the classics...

24. it's Jew...and Hitler died..but since we're time traveling i think we can handle that...*smiles*

25. he has a knife in his hand?

26. ...FABULOUS!

27. Nice...

28. could work..

29. Chinese water of my favorite classics...*grins*

30. *Giggles* Magick and time travel...i'm liking these plans already...

31. COOL! *gets bow and arrows*

32. *laughs*

33. Aww...thats what he gets for abandoning is own son...


35. Starve Laurant...

36. *mutters* or the sheriff...

37. actually that might not work...

38. *giggles* BUFFY!

39. ehh...i say impale him instead...then cover him in boiling pitch...set him alight...

40. and broken ribs...have you seen my aim and fast pitch?

41. hmm...bit messy but could work...

42. ...

43. which books though?

44. *mutters* or just lock him in a room with Cee...

45. Aww...don't forget have Marian's face tattooed onto his arm...

46. ...could work...

47. gah..but king richard doesn't return...he'll die of old age...

48. *doesn't get it*

49. ...Nice...

50. cruel but fitting...i think..

so that is my opinion of everyone of those...LVOED IT! *Giggles*
Lady Nightwisp chapter 1 . 7/7/2009
This is AWESOME! DIE Gizzy DIE!

I especially like numbers 4,10,21,23,41, and 43(witness the power of books!)
Novindalf chapter 1 . 7/7/2009
Oh this is brilliant! I hope you do extend this D

x Arria
Annelovesreading chapter 1 . 7/7/2009
Pf make fun of Robin he's an ass and a loser Guy is the most likeable and hottest guy on the show. You are so not funny... Seriously!
Crow on the TV ariel chapter 1 . 7/7/2009
I can not say owt else but, You Fucking Whore. -.o; Not to get to protective, but Guy's been through so much more than Robin, or anyone else. Write a sequal. Call it, 51 ways to kill Hood and his Merry Men (not so merry afterwards). I have one already. 1) Give Robin the choice between washing his hair and killing himself. He will choose death. The Merry Men will kill themselves soon after. Hey, I like it. Btw, just out of interest, what made you pick on Guy? And also, 1-50 were in actual fact piss-yourself funny. I would of laughed harder if it was Robin you were picking on. ;] 3 Keep writing, biatch.