well this was fun even though I was annoyed with some of the characters and you'll probably not continue this, alas

really dislike the hermione pairing. she doesn't understand harry's past or personality or pains and she's still this rule abiding "authority figures are the law" person

yes honestly harry is 12. ppl need to chill the f out about sex, disgusting perverts. there's enough free porn on the internet. i don't want a good story to be ruined.

ugh dumblebitch still trying to manipulate harry with his useless weasley cronies. fred and george should just renounce their family

honestly hermione friends don't have to tell each other EVERYTHING. she hasn't done anything to truly earn harry's trust!

the flamels doing more than dumblebitch ever did in his 120 years of useless life

cute kitten harry hahaha. omg can he eat scabbers lol

screw you dumblebitch! always trying to sacrifice ppl you shit.

yes fleur is a great girl i stan this. harry should honestly just go to beaubaxtons

LMAOOOOO quirrel's timing lmao
honestly dumblebitch knew it was quirrel the whole time and never stopped him. he is such a horrible headmaster and person

hahaha he stole the fat lady hahahahaha

hahaha dumblebitch getting so desperate. it's a humorous story and i will imagine that he died before the end of 4th year

seriously solve your own damn problems old coot

yes revenge on snape. revenge on his ancestors. such dishonor

i love this harry. like the wizarding world didn't do jackshit for him. in fact it's quite the opposite. he has no obligations to fight neville's battles for him. if ron wants to start a feud with malfoy he can go right ahead

pompous percy just asking to be robbed
yes let trevor be free! honestly neville your toad keeps escaping - maybe that tells you something? get a better pet next time jesus

and i sure hope hermione won't be too fucking annoying with her bossy attitude and her sanctmonious ways that harry would hate
HAHAHA HE STOLE THE SORTING HAT - I LOVE. yes honestly hermione you truly wouldn't fit in anywhere else. no initiative that one. just another nosy follower like percy

honestly hufflepuff is too good for ron man. he hasn't a LOYAL BONE in his body. but alas it's not like the other houses would take him.

haha i like this version of dumblebitch stealing the philosopher's stone cuz honestly what sane person would trust dumblebitch with their LIVES when it's being used as bait cuz dumbles likes to sacrifice ppl

interesting twist about hermione's fam

always gotta rob bad bitches blind

oh this made me laugh so much. thanks for writing this.

Man I absolutely loved this story. Needed a light hearted story to read while I was sick and miserable and binged this the last two days. I regret nothing. Wish we had more of these types of classics and man I wish this was complete but am just thankful for what you created.

What do they mean by 'robbing the bank?' as that has a number of implications. The full version is where you force the teller(s) to open the vault up and order them in there (which may lead to serious kidnapping charges) and the more common type of robbery is a counter front robbery: That only involves stealing from the counters which doesn't net as high of a return but is FAR more safer as you can get in and out fast.

In fact a note often does the job without ONCE ever brandishing a single weapon and usually the charge winds up being dropped to less serious charges if you didn't imply a gun and they look for you far less if no gun was involved. The media isn't as excited either since it goes against their political anti gun agendas.

In what world can a student not be transferred to another school by their guardian without the Headmasters permission? So once a student accepts the invitation to a school, they are unknowingly trapped in a 7 year contract where neither the student nor their parents have any power to remove them from the school. Ridiculous.

Was good until this chapter. I remember I was far more aware than Harry is when I was 10. I dislike Tonks in this story. A fully grown adult is fighting with a 14 year old girl over a 12 year old boy. Tonks is acting like she’s 5 years old and it’s just a bit cringe.