Reviews for Pineapple
Sister of Mayhem chapter 1 . 3/20/2013
Hehe, sexy and a bit criminal, that's how I like my Snapes ;-). Great build-up, you've managed to surprise me a few times throughout the story. The way he says: "Relax, this won't hurt a bit" and then proceeds with cutting her anyway... Devious... Two thumbs up!
Rose chapter 1 . 3/25/2011
I did not get it
Alexa1993 chapter 1 . 10/12/2010
Twilightfans chapter 1 . 7/8/2010
Holy damn. that is so fucking good s&m.

that's the best i've read in a while!
elephantsrocmysox chapter 1 . 8/7/2009
you know, i never ever read hg/ss, i still find it repulsive, but that was HOT.
Anneka Neko chapter 1 . 8/4/2009
*giggle* Through a very nonsensical process 3 or 4 years ago, my friends and I decided that "pineapples" would now mean "boobs".

That makes this fic even better than it was to begin with. xD
Saraid chapter 1 . 8/1/2009

Fan-bloody-tastic! I never saw that coming actually.


Do it again! ;)
Loyd1957 chapter 1 . 7/24/2009
Hm...well I was getting a little freaked at the beginning as it seemed Hermione was abducted and being tortured by a horrible death eater Snape. I am not sure about the cutting as a sexual release, but I like the ending. Almost a little to sadistic.
Joanna chapter 1 . 7/20/2009
hahaha pineapple! hilarious

usually not a fan of blood ('cept when it comes to vampires) but you made it sexy! kudos.

hehe, "he liked repetition". and the way he slowly unbuttoned himself... ah
Squibakou chapter 1 . 7/19/2009
I lolled so hard at the pineapple bit! 'Mazin'.
ShatteredHeart-BlueSapphire chapter 1 . 7/16/2009
This was so funny! I loved-ed it the ending! It made me laugh. Nice. ]
Kitty chapter 1 . 7/16/2009
I love the safety word o This is actually written very well!
Raina Meldamiriel chapter 1 . 7/15/2009
he he he i loved it lol. when she said pineapple i couldn't help but laugh lol very very nice
Keppiehed chapter 1 . 7/15/2009
Hehehe...I liked it. I was as startled by the Pineapple as Snape was, by the time they got that far! Thanks for a cute read.