Reviews for The Golden Years
magmom4 chapter 1 . 8/24/2014
So cute.
twiclare chapter 1 . 10/12/2013
That was fun! I'm happy to say I've never fallen asleep during least not yet! Lets just say the young ones don't have all the fun!
cullen sandra chapter 1 . 1/28/2013
that was so funny, thanks for the laugh. nice to read about an edward that is more real, same problems most men have with that age.
morena.davidson.3 chapter 1 . 12/31/2012
Cute and funny, thanks for writing and posting :)
sillyvamp chapter 1 . 11/3/2012
But, prostate only has one R.
SeekingJamestown chapter 1 . 4/1/2012
Oh how I loved this! And yes, I've fallen asleep during sex before. Hurt my husband's feelings, too. But really, what does he think 'I'm too tired,' means?
arfalcon chapter 1 . 12/16/2011
Omg, how IS IT POSSIBLE THAT I NEVER READ THIS BEFORE? You devil! You can write thousands of pages of chaste longing out on the frontier, and then zing us with this hilarity? This is great. I love that you went here.

But just for the record, um...haha, better save this thought for a Skype call with just us older girls.
SassyK chapter 1 . 7/6/2011
Absolutely hysterical...I loved every single word, every single paragraph. So many things hit close to home and it's refreshing to read middle-aged Edward and Bella with their middle-aged problems. I'll be lol-ing over this oneshot for awhile!
sissyb chapter 1 . 2/27/2011
That was so funny, i loved it!
theladyingrey42 chapter 1 . 2/10/2011
snoooooooooooort. oh, poor edward. glad things worked out for him. a really funny, sweet read.
Edward'sDJ chapter 1 . 4/20/2010
I'm officially rethinking my philosophy that getting old is better than the alternative.

I'm hoping hard that this will be my husband and I in our eighties, not fifities...
majose chapter 1 . 2/11/2010
That was very funny, but I thought it a bit excessive for only being in their early 50s. But what do I know?
Nabookie chapter 1 . 1/23/2010
Oh wow so funny! I'm snickerring in bed at 230am reading this so not to wake the hubby. Love their golden years! I've never read a story like this one! Lmao!
Kyuketsuki In Oki chapter 1 . 11/24/2009
Oh my god, that is the funniest thing (I mean, not really, but... oh hell, you know what I mean!) I've read in so long!
SpecialK199 chapter 1 . 11/8/2009
Oh my god that was hilarious! I get this one freaked out some of the young 'uns around here ... *snickers*
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