|Reviews for Summer of '88|
| apples4 chapter 1 . 7/21/2009
this was hilarious. one of the funniest things i've read on here. great edward!
| Anna Diamond chapter 1 . 7/21/2009
oh man this was brilliant! i was cracking up the whole time!
| kaypgirl chapter 1 . 7/19/2009
So, when exactly is he "telling" the story (I liked the explained actions, pretty funny), since he's engaged to Bella. Is it a few months later, considering if it was now he'd be a really weird 40 year old. And it is weird how the site gave it one thousand extra words.
| shc92 chapter 1 . 7/19/2009
I absolutely loved this. So many things...from the introduction of Mr. Cullen, to Alice coming into his life, to the way you build up the details. I seriously spit out coffee a couple of times...
“Be nice to your sister, Edward.”
“Stop hitting your sister with a stick, Edward.”
“Can I see that again?”
Just a few of my favs.
Great one-shot. If this were to be expanded, I would not complain. :)
| GrumpySunshine chapter 1 . 7/18/2009
Lol! Edward's SO funny, I don't think I've ever been more amused :)
Keep up the good work!
| 0027 chapter 1 . 7/18/2009
The whole thing was fuckawesome but there was one line that really got me...
“Ung okay, thank you.”
| cheddah chapter 1 . 7/17/2009
um. so a couple of things.
1. please update soon.
2. are you sure that edward was a virgin? he's never a virgin. please give this some consideration when writing in the future.
3. born w/ a six pack and red sex hair. c'mon. be real.
4. bella is a h00r and would've glady shown her boobies to edward. he wouldn't have to beg.
and last but not least...
karma karma karma chameleon!
ily and ur my bitch forevah!
| hunterhunting chapter 1 . 7/17/2009
This was just hilarious, I absolutely loved it. Thank you, and I know what you mean about the word count thing-ffn has sketchy counts I think. Anyway, if you make it to the finals I'll be voting for you because I was laughing the entire time. Thank you for this wonderfully humourous and awesomely 80's inspired one-shot.-hh
| lovebuggkiss chapter 1 . 7/17/2009
i didn't stop laughing the while f'kin time i was reading this. :D
you seriously need to do more humor.
| Scorpio11 chapter 1 . 7/17/2009
'A clean pervert is a happy pervert.' Words to live by. By god, this has to be one of the funniest things I've ever read. Bizarre, but hysterical. I loved it.
| yourmamasface chapter 1 . 7/17/2009
Wow. I wish I was fluent in Sarcastic like you. And no, that wasn't a sarcastic statement.
Great one-shot. Really, really funny.
| SallyThePumpkinQueen chapter 1 . 7/16/2009
loved it! please update soon!
| secamimom chapter 1 . 7/16/2009
Loved it! Absolutely fucking brilliant! this Edward is too damn hilarious. I could read a whole story based on this.
| lisamichelle17 chapter 1 . 7/16/2009
Oh. My. Edward. I absolutely loved your Edward. I also equally loved Bella. How she didn't give into the sex until Edward really grew a pair and told her exactly what he wanted.
Boy would I ever love a continuation.
| DICATAKADD chapter 1 . 7/16/2009
Too freakin' funny!
I love it!
I ADORE THIS QUOTE (I could say this about my brother too):
"Hell rejoiced. I cried."