Such a fun read. Thank you

I loved this story! You have a gift of humor that I can’t fathom, it’s awesome! Thank you for writing this story. This is by far my most favorite Jacob and Nessie.

Weĺl I bumped on this story and it was a lot of fun. I really loved it.

Thank you so much for this!
I adore you humor and don't mind the lack of lemons. ;)

'We were going to take her truck, but they wanted to ride in the police cruiser. According to Leo, chicks dig bad boys.'.
These kids just kill me every time!
I am thoroughly loving this story.:)

Everyone is a kidnapper. Priceless!
"That chick on the wall is staring at me, and it's kind of creeping me out," she admitted.
Bwahahaha! My sisters and I always had posters up, but we would complain about the same thing! Too funny.

Every single one of these characters is so lovable!

I smirked, "He needed to unload his bullets."
Bwahahaha! Awesome!

I'm not normally a huge Nessie/Jacob fan, but I am loving this story.
Having just read Bella Swan: Kidnapper, there's no way to not adore these characters!

2 great funny stories. Loved them both.

never liked the Jake and Nessie romance either

hate it don't like Jake with anybody then Bella and Edward is dumb and not at all handsome

Omg! Loved it from beginning to end!
Also loved Bella Swan:Kidnapper! Loved that summary it was so funny!

Awww! It is fitting!
Loving It!

Haha Loved It!