|Reviews for 101 Ways to Kill Ron Weasley|
| Guest chapter 1 . 2/2/2021
| thegooddeatheater chapter 1 . 1/27/2021
I've officially lost all hope in humanity.
Please, someone start a nuclear war. Get me off this doomed planet
| Guest chapter 1 . 1/19/2021
I WILL PUT MY HAND IN YOUR ASS REACH OUT TO YOUR BRAINS AND THEN CLEAN THE JUNK PRESENT THERE ONLY IF I FOUND A BRAIN IN THE FIRST PLACE WELL LET ME ASK YOU THIS ONE LAST TIME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE CUNT DO YOU SEXUALLY FORCE YOUR SISTER TO HAVE "FUN" WITH HER SINCE YOU WROTE THIS CRAP FOR FUN , I THINK YOU DO .
| Guest chapter 1 . 1/19/2021
You wrote this for fun ? Are you out of your fucking mind to write disgusting things like this ? And I think that you and all of the Ron critics out there are the ones who saw ONLY MOVIES and consider themselves potterheads , am I right ? Because if you would have read not all but even a single book you wouldn't be entertaining shit like this . You say that Harry and Hermione were secretly in love with each other ? ARE YOU SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH YOUR SISTER AND FUCK HER BRAINS OUT OR DO YOU FORCE HER IN ORDER TO HAVE YOUR "FUN" . BECAUSE HARRY CLEARLY SAID THAT HE SEES HERMIONE AS A "SISTER" . ROT YOU FUCKING CUNT DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD "SISTER" ? READ THE FUCKING BOOKS AND THEN WRITE SOMETHING THAT CAN BE APPRECIATED AND ALSO STOP HAVING "FUN" WITH YOUR SISTER BECAUSE SHE MIGHT KNOW WHAT A BROTHER IS SUPPOSED TO DO IF YOU DONT OR I'LL MAKE YOUR MOTHER MOAN MY NAME
| ReadForMyLife chapter 1 . 12/18/2020
The real court of owl XD
| Guest chapter 1 . 11/16/2020
| 100Performance chapter 2 . 9/22/2020
Contiue this MASTER PIECE IT IS PERFECT! And ignore the Ron Weasel fan boys out there. Ron Weasley deserves TO DIE!
| HendekHendek chapter 1 . 9/10/2020
Do not be sorry about your grammatical errors, be sorry about writing this pathetic scribble you called a "story"
Seriously though I still don't understand how some peoples thinks "My Immortal" is the worst fic ever, for the memes maybe? Because it actually try to write something original instead of another terribly cliche weasley bashing, Hadrian Slytherin Black Idontrememberyourotherfuckingnames, soulbond Harmotyst, WBWL...
Also it seems that you didn't update your stories for like more than 10 years? Well I can't say I'm surprised: it would be way too much for a Ron's basher to actually find 101 way to kill him (I'm surprised that you're able to count 101 tho, your parents would be proud of you).
| h871 chapter 1 . 8/10/2020
I'm not a huge Ron fan, but this is absolutely disgusting, as are some of the reviews.
This is the boy whose first instinct was to push Harry to safety (leaving himself unprotected) and then stood up on a broken leg to face off Sirius Black.
This is the boy who sacrificed himself at the age of twelve to stop Voldemort.
This is the boy who wrote a letter to his mum to make sure Harry got presents for Christmas, and then invited Harry and Hermione round to his house nearly every year afterwards.
This is the boy who didn't hesitate to leap into a freezing lake to save a drowning Harry, and then faced his biggest fears and insecurities when destroying the Horcrux.
This is the boy who led the Horcrux Hunt and kept up everyone's spirits when Harry was obsessed over the Deathly Hallows.
This is the boy whose immediate reaction was to protect Hermione when attacked by Death Eaters.
This is the boy who begged to be tortured in Hermione's place.
This is the boy who helped Hagrid feed and look after Norbert while Harry and Hermione were in the common room, and then lied about the dragon bite when his hand was badly infected (it had swolen twice and was green) because he didn't want Hagrid to get in to trouble.
This is the boy who faced his biggest fear (spiders), despite having arachnophobia.
This is the boy who time and time again admitted to his mistakes and always came back.
This is the boy who followed Harry in to the Department of Mysteries, and fought Death Eaters, ending up with huge scars all the way up his arms and chest from the brains.
This is the boy who offered to go to the Forbidden Forest and kill Nagini instead of Harry, despite knowing it would be suicide.
Yes, Ron did have flaws - he could be stubborn and insensitive and rude. But he was also very witty, loving, loyal and brave. He is a very realistic character, and does not deserve any of this hate.
| anjijenshi chapter 2 . 6/13/2020
| stevem1 chapter 2 . 6/1/2020
This is funny.
And I detect the beginnings of Dark Lady Hermione and Hermione chief enforcer, Harry Potter.
| hermione-is-my-hero55 chapter 2 . 5/23/2020
Oh. My. God.
| twasnicetomeetyou chapter 1 . 5/11/2020
The fuck? Why would you write this fanfic? Ron was already forgiven for his mistakes (don't tell me you've never made any before) in canon. Seriously? Hating a character is one thing, but writing an entire 4,100 word one JUST to bash this loyal, caring character in the most idiotic ways possible is another. I ... don't even have the words.
| Guest chapter 1 . 4/11/2020
I mean, I hate MOVIE Ron Weasley but I love BOOK Ron Weasley. Actually, before the movies Ron Weasley was one of the most beloved characters before the movies slandered his good name.
But it is very satisfying when I remember movie Ron Weasley who taunted Harry for being an orphan in seventh book being killed so many times.
| A Voodoo Gypsy chapter 2 . 4/9/2020
This and you are dead, right?