Reviews for Roadkill
CM chapter 1 . 4/16
Damn, BURRRRNNNNN! OOOOOHHHHH, VoLdEmOrT, dId YoUr MoThEr TeAcHe YoU nOtHiNg?
Lianore chapter 1 . 4/17/2020
Oh made my morning, thanks!
The Punmaster chapter 1 . 4/14/2020
lmao what-
Guest chapter 1 . 3/19/2020
Thanks for a laugh - needed in the coronapanic.
Zoya1416
Bronze chapter 1 . 2/6/2020
The insanity was greatly enjoyed! I've read some pretty funny ways that Harry could kill ol' kill ol' Voldie such as having Sirius transfigure Riddle Sr.'s bone to sticks and then transfigure shi into bones. Or use the bones of a dead tree rat to replace Riddle Sr.'s. Things along those lines. But this is the first time I've ever read where ol' Voldie got it by bus! So congrats on a unique way of offing ol' Snakelips!
Harrison chapter 1 . 1/9/2020
No one could have thought to put the imperius curse on a muggle bus driver and have him/her drive the Knight Bus?

Less of a risk for accidents.

Also, doesn't Voldemort have his horcruxes at this point? Unless the next few years involve Harry/Dumbledore/Snape running around destroying them (that would be a fun story). This goes beyond crack into totally ridiculous.
Shian1998 chapter 1 . 12/21/2019
You do seem to like making fun of Voldemort, and I love it very much! That was a hilarious way for the war to end, with Harry and Stan accidentally killing Voldemort with the Knight Bus. Also liked how the Wizarding World (besides the pure blood supremists) developed quite a bit of Bus-mania after this incident, and enjoyed the various details of how they all reacted (such as Dumbledore struggling to believe it, Harry and the Weasleys running the bus through Malfoy Manor, the bus being used for executions, and Quidditch using buses instead of brooms. :)
Guest chapter 1 . 10/14/2019
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Fumbls chapter 1 . 10/13/2019
That was silly but enjoyable.
StarsAboveInMyEyes chapter 1 . 8/31/2019
I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard in months. That was amazing.
BlazeStryker chapter 1 . 8/26/2019
This got me thinking and I asked my ICQ buddy how it would have gone if Harry raising his wand to break the connection at the graveyard got Voldemort hit by the arriving Knight Bus...
MelancholyNaz chapter 1 . 7/15/2019
hahahahahaha
SockMage chapter 1 . 6/4/2019
The exact story I needed for finals week. Why is Voldemort so great when he’s made fun of?
LoganTheLoneWolf chapter 1 . 4/9/2019
4/5
Guest chapter 1 . 1/28/2019
Lol.
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