Reviews for Roadkill
ooSuperBatGirloo chapter 1 . 6/9/2010
Very nice! I always knew it wouldn't be love that would save Harry! It had to be a irresponsible driver! There's a reason you shouldn't mess with your Wizarding Wireless when you're driving! P

Chantal la Chasseuse chapter 1 . 6/7/2010
Highly amusing! I enjoyed the amount of character appearances and great funny ideas. I always wondered why Harry never tries to bring gnomes to the Dursleys' garden as a prank.

Calling Voldemort Tim! lol And lining up all of the people they were going to execute and run them down with the Knight Bus. The cool part is, that I could totally imagine the canon magical community to react like this and hype buses.
DictionaryWrites chapter 1 . 6/5/2010
Wow. LOL!
GJain chapter 1 . 6/1/2010





(I died while laughing...

this is my ghost reviewing...)
When-life-gives-you-muffins chapter 1 . 5/29/2010
"Albus still found it hard to believe that it was a bus, and not love, that was the power Voldemort knew not"...

HAHAHAHAH ...omg thats funny
sophoes chapter 1 . 5/24/2010
this was HILARIOUS.
DustBunnyQueen chapter 1 . 5/16/2010
::falls over laughing hysterically:: Oh this is GREAT! I'd LOVE to see you do another with Voldy getting run over by a taxi, only to have the driver lean out of the window and start cursing at the corpse is a foreign language...possibly Arabic? Maybe Italian? That'd be a riot!
ScribbleWorld chapter 1 . 5/4/2010
wanna get married? I think I love you...
Rocket1x chapter 1 . 5/1/2010
Must say, very strange.
Cissa-Lycoris-Black chapter 1 . 4/24/2010
OMG! I have never laughed so hard in my entire life, you had me rolling on the floor from the word chocked on a cloud to The End. I swear I am going to put your story as the best one yet in my top 5 fav's yours will of course be number 1.

Thank you for such an incredible story and laugh :).
Kuranzyan Blightwalker chapter 1 . 4/16/2010

Aki no Yume1 chapter 1 . 4/16/2010
Thx for the laugh! Love it!
Dream of Many Dreams chapter 1 . 4/15/2010
This was great! I never imagine Voldemort being run over by a bus...I do believe it works though. Great One-shot!
This guy doesnt have a clue chapter 1 . 4/14/2010
This gave me a giggle...
Cassandra30 chapter 1 . 4/10/2010
Still extremely funny!
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