Reviews for 69 Lives
SarahLou143 chapter 1 . 7/13/2010
oh to be a fly on the wall!
x.Xtreme Beauty.x chapter 1 . 8/18/2009
hahaha

your a really good author I liked that story alot

it was wicked funny.

Jay... was just... too weird...
TJ Sparkles chapter 1 . 8/15/2009
Oh dear.

This absolutely killed me. Posing nude for a portrait? Jay? And putting a bonnet on one of his cats? HOW did he come up with that idea? And WHY did he think it would be a good one? It was funny, but a little nutty.

You poor thing. That would be funny, but I think I'd be freaking out too. "DON'T MOVE!"

Couple of lines that really hit me:

“OH CHRIST DON’T BEND OVER!"

“What’s the matter with a man expressing pride in his own body?”

“Are you high?”

No, I think he's retarded. Or something.

“Why I don’t not wear clothes more often.”

What is WRONG WITH THAT BOY?

I just..I can't stop laughing now. Jay's a nut.

Yay for your 69th story! Very appropriate, LOL.

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Sunny's Priceless Dream chapter 1 . 8/14/2009
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard reading a story before in my life.

“My momma always said I was jus’ spay-shul.”

I doubled over at that line!

This was hilarious!
CrystalxShip chapter 1 . 8/14/2009
oh god the title alone made me cry

that statue is not stupid! i want to smoke and worship buddha with jay.

I LOVE POPCORN

edge wouldnt even have to ask i'd cook him a meal if he asked

Jesus Christ,hey thats my son's name!

YES HES NAKED

YES BEND OVER

TITANIC! Thats like my favorite movie ever

except not really

yes,i wonder the same thing, jay

LET HIM DANCE

HIS MASSIVE PIECE OF CANADIAN BACON

OMG OMG OMG IF HE HAD A PIPE HE COULD BE LIKE GARTH AFTER HE BONED HONEY HORNEE

FELIX

dont call jeff hardy. we want weed not meth OR a really awful spray tan
Mattitude chapter 1 . 8/14/2009
Wow. Jay is um. Special? Or I guess it would be spay-shul? Either way, funny!

I thought his cat's name was Nicki?