"Those of you who read the accounts of the universe chronicled by J. K. Rowling would probably be disgusted and horrified to discover that Vernon and Petunia Dursley were true Soulmates."

I am. however, that was also romantic in a way. kind of. ...yuck.

and I'm smiling reading this. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? *tears hairs in frustations*

8kay, ignore the last bit. your idea is briliant.

Interesting changes, poor Draco though.

nice start of story.

Fascinating spin. Hope to see more soon!

Pfft. Sooo, Lucius was forced to talk to Draco about Abraxas, and turns out Draco... wasn't overly sad at all it turns out? xD
Ahh, neat fic! Neat!
I hope you write more of it.

...In the mean time, next chapter... :3

O.o ooohhh... neat start.
...Eyyy, does that mean Vernon isn't morbidly obese this go around? hah. :P
On to the next chapter! :D

... And plans crumbled beneath their feet.
I take it this has been abandoned? :(

A universe where Dramione makes sense.

Trust someone with a baby, but not money! Could have appointed someone to audit spendings!

I think the fact that wizards live longer than non-magicals (see Bagshots), is why their sociology is so primitive. Lewis Black said on Jon Stewart's show that the fact we'll eventually drop dead is not a bug, it is a feature - because death is the only way we'll get rid of old assholes! If Vernon's father was a wizard he'll still be alive and voting Republican.

McGonagall: Did you speak to Lily's sister?
Dumbledore: No time, I left a note.

Note: knock, knock, who's there? Not your sister cause she's dead!

Joke's on you because you're her

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