|Reviews for New Moon: The Rewrite|
| swiggity swame this is my name chapter 5 . 11/22/2011
OMG This is just way to funny. Bella: Right, that's it. We're going. And you are definitely off the Christmas card list!
Aro: Nooo! Not the list! We vow revenge!
That was the dealbreaker. I was loling.
| SkyeGavin chapter 1 . 10/20/2009
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6. Chat/script format and keyboard dialogue based entries.
| x.x.Beth C.x.x chapter 6 . 9/9/2009
Hahahaha! Prezzydent Karlile.
I love it!
| Beware.Of.The.Cat chapter 6 . 8/30/2009
the lawyers are comeing for you...
| Beware.Of.The.Cat chapter 4 . 8/30/2009
still hasnt recovered and is rocking in the corner
| Beware.Of.The.Cat chapter 3 . 8/30/2009
i no how jake feels wit all the icky images...OH GOD THE IMAGES THE IMAAGGESS, THE IMAGES ARE BACK! how could you do this to me... * gos to emo corner, kicks jasper out lovenly, and takes it for herself *
| Beware.Of.The.Cat chapter 2 . 8/30/2009
meh do as u please, ill still get to readit IF we ever make it into a movie
| Beware.Of.The.Cat chapter 1 . 8/30/2009
C I REVIEWED R U HAPPY? personivnevermetinmywholelife
| QuintessentialNothings chapter 6 . 8/30/2009
I loved this story. But the 1st part of ch. 6 seems to be all in bold. Write the sequel please! )
| xoneworldx chapter 6 . 8/29/2009
| Zobie91 chapter 6 . 8/29/2009
lmao that was brilliant lol, nd it only took 5 mins to read!
| Name On The Spine chapter 6 . 8/29/2009
Ooh, ooh, can I guess?
vampire bella is hott Emmett
Bella crawling into a bush and dying Rose
Bella, I love you, don’t do this to me! Edward
Up the South, go Confederates! Jasper (Oh, how right . . .)
Prezzydent karlile Carlisle (Oh, how the smexxi was ruinned!)
Bella for vampresident. Woot! Alice
Barack Obama Esme
Okay . . . Great fanfiction, I really liked it. I was quite entertianned, my friend ). Awesome job, really. I hope you find the time to write a sequal, but if you can't, you can't then I shall mourn accordingly.
| xoneworldx chapter 5 . 8/28/2009
omg! thats hilarious!
| teh weird shipper chapter 4 . 8/28/2009
"Never annoy a girl. Especially if she has the power to torture you to screaming. Most girls do.)"
Either way, this is really good. you didn't really miss out on much, excfept for a sleepover! *girly shriek*. Awesome job ) I do eversohope you find the time for this, somewhere )
| Name On The Spine chapter 3 . 8/26/2009
Awesome chapter, I like it. I especially like the slight detial in the parenthises )