Reviews for New Moon: The Rewrite
swiggity swame this is my name chapter 5 . 11/22/2011
OMG This is just way to funny. Bella: Right, that's it. We're going. And you are definitely off the Christmas card list!

Aro: Nooo! Not the list! We vow revenge!

That was the dealbreaker. I was loling.
SkyeGavin chapter 1 . 10/20/2009
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x.x.Beth C.x.x chapter 6 . 9/9/2009
Hahahaha! Prezzydent Karlile.

I love it!
Beware.Of.The.Cat chapter 6 . 8/30/2009
the lawyers are comeing for you...
Beware.Of.The.Cat chapter 4 . 8/30/2009
still hasnt recovered and is rocking in the corner
Beware.Of.The.Cat chapter 3 . 8/30/2009
i no how jake feels wit all the icky images...OH GOD THE IMAGES THE IMAAGGESS, THE IMAGES ARE BACK! how could you do this to me... * gos to emo corner, kicks jasper out lovenly, and takes it for herself *
Beware.Of.The.Cat chapter 2 . 8/30/2009
meh do as u please, ill still get to readit IF we ever make it into a movie
Beware.Of.The.Cat chapter 1 . 8/30/2009
C I REVIEWED R U HAPPY? personivnevermetinmywholelife
QuintessentialNothings chapter 6 . 8/30/2009
I loved this story. But the 1st part of ch. 6 seems to be all in bold. Write the sequel please! )
xoneworldx chapter 6 . 8/29/2009
lol! hilarious!
Zobie91 chapter 6 . 8/29/2009
lmao that was brilliant lol, nd it only took 5 mins to read!
Name On The Spine chapter 6 . 8/29/2009
Ooh, ooh, can I guess?

vampire bella is hott Emmett

Bella crawling into a bush and dying Rose

Bella, I love you, don’t do this to me! Edward

Up the South, go Confederates! Jasper (Oh, how right . . .)

Prezzydent karlile Carlisle (Oh, how the smexxi was ruinned!)

Bella for vampresident. Woot! Alice

Barack Obama Esme

Okay . . . Great fanfiction, I really liked it. I was quite entertianned, my friend ). Awesome job, really. I hope you find the time to write a sequal, but if you can't, you can't then I shall mourn accordingly.
xoneworldx chapter 5 . 8/28/2009
omg! thats hilarious!
teh weird shipper chapter 4 . 8/28/2009
"Never annoy a girl. Especially if she has the power to torture you to screaming. Most girls do.)"

Fear much?

Either way, this is really good. you didn't really miss out on much, excfept for a sleepover! *girly shriek*. Awesome job ) I do eversohope you find the time for this, somewhere )
Name On The Spine chapter 3 . 8/26/2009
Awesome chapter, I like it. I especially like the slight detial in the parenthises )
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