|Reviews for The Emperors of Washington|
| Pastiche Pen chapter 3 . 9/1/2009
Oh, so fucking fucked up.
And also, I should say the fact that he smelled bad but was still hot is strangely brilliant-smelling like gun powder and stale body odor.
So, I'm sadistic and enjoying this-and not just cuz i adore ya.
| Pastiche Pen chapter 2 . 9/1/2009
somehow the "shivering kittens" line got me, and the fact that lauren kept trying to get bella to buy shit for her made me happy to see her die. sorta funny, that.
but the puppies. NO. bad mere.
yeah, leave the kitties alone, too.
| Pastiche Pen chapter 1 . 9/1/2009
You ended it with Mike's head getting blown off.
I Luver you.
And you need me to beta your commas, you punk. But we'll talk about this later...
| WeasleyWeakness chapter 3 . 9/1/2009
This is so fucking nuts. I LOVE it.
| sophie921 chapter 3 . 9/1/2009
That last sentence was completely and totally a mindfuck. Seriously. I am still laughing about it. Who says love is all about hearts and flowers? Huh?
| Grashppr36 chapter 3 . 9/1/2009
Again. Wow. You have made them compatible within psychosis.
I am extrememly intruiged. Edgy. Uncomfortable.
I can't wait for the next chapter
(And I threw out my DSM 4)
| Ironic Twist chapter 3 . 9/1/2009
Whoa! Who's crazier, Edward or Bella? I admit that Edward telling Bella her father is a mandatory kill has me a little disturbed.
:dashes off to close all the shades:
| Amz1221 chapter 3 . 9/1/2009
Um. Ok. Wow. again, OK?
That was...sureal, different, twisted, WTF I LOVED IT ANYWAYS!
SO he's slowly (well daily) killing everyone in her life? Thats why there mandatory? Or because they influenced her the most?
Meh-this is so twisted its...its...so dexter! I always love a sexy serial killer! :D
| vanessarae chapter 3 . 9/1/2009
Wow. Where in the world do you come up with this stuff? Good gravy. And why do I like it? Sheesh.
| sweetp-1 chapter 3 . 9/1/2009
**Edward said, holding back a branch for me**
Is so at odds with everything else, makes it kind of more touching.
Despite his psycho-ness I'm kind of taken with massmurderer-ward. I must be a morbid hussy indeed. Can't wait to see where they go...
| NicoleRea chapter 3 . 9/1/2009
Very interesting. Can't wait to see how this plays out.
| Capricorn75 chapter 3 . 9/1/2009
Um. That was disturbing and weird. But you write so well, and the plot is so off and out-there, but still something that I can see happening in today's society...
It seems very wrong to say 'I like this' and 'Can't wait for more' and 'Great story!'. But I must say that I will definitely keep reading.
| NicoleRea chapter 2 . 9/1/2009
Still digging it.
| tnuccio chapter 3 . 9/1/2009
Wow...Mere...what a sentence...
"It's how I knew I loved you; I knew you were fated to be the center of my world, because I was going to kill everyone around you."
So profound..I love it.
| thequietthings chapter 3 . 9/1/2009
wow! edward is even more bat shit than i thought possible. but charlie! no way would bella allow that right?