Reviews for The Chronicles of Closet Twihards: Episode I
the wings of the wind chapter 1 . 1/28/2014
Omg, i laughed so hard i fell of my chair! XD
treena-ivy-carter chapter 1 . 6/23/2011
This made me laugh so hard...

RPattz is okay...he just didn't do Twilight justice...AT ALL...

He was a good Hufflepuff.


sekoehler chapter 1 . 11/13/2010
Too funny!
KeeWit chapter 1 . 9/10/2010
When I got to the part about masturbating with popsicles to have a sexual Edward Cullen experience I almost died laughing!
Sparklingwand chapter 1 . 9/9/2010
LMFAO! That was freaking hilarious. I could see his face in my head as that vibe came out of the bag. Thank you for the laugh. I needed that.


J :)
ilikechocolatemilktoo chapter 1 . 1/28/2010
LOL! I honestly am not a closet twihard, I am completely open about it. LOL so I love this story, i screamed when RPatz entered the elevator lol
Lucy-Fer chapter 1 . 11/24/2009
That was just too funny. No matter how much I hate Twilight, I love authors like you who are cool enough tp post parodies, even if you like the series. Well written, and just too funny.
Ness88 chapter 1 . 10/26/2009
this is gd keep it up .x.
b3j02 chapter 1 . 10/25/2009
I have never heard of half of the stuff mentioned here and I thought I was a fan. I suppose I am relieved to discover I am not a Twihard. No offense to anyone. I will say it would have been mortifying to be stuck on an elevator with Rob Pattinson with all that stuff LOL!
nodeerskulls chapter 2 . 10/17/2009
Oh, she is sly. But Rpattz is slyer. I am no Twilight fan (seriously), but this are just too fun not to pass up XD
TorturedByTwilight chapter 1 . 9/18/2009
Very cute, I normally don't read the parody stuff, but this was definately worth it. Look forward to the next one...
wise old fool chapter 1 . 9/14/2009
Thank you so much this story made my day, very funny, can't wait for the next episode
j-pop chapter 1 . 9/10/2009
This is my first time ever going to this site, and yours is the only story I've read... and i thought it was fuckin hilarious! Makes me wanna read more... are the others as good as yours?
anon chapter 1 . 8/29/2009
Nicely written story! Can't believe "The Vamp" is real... LOL! Very clever too!
catcammug chapter 1 . 8/29/2009
This was cute. i liked it.
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