Reviews for Goldilocks & Papa Bear
Pheonix1995 chapter 1 . 3/17/2012
So sweet - Loved what Hotch and Emily did to Derek ! Made me LOL! Rossi was awesome in this - you wrote him amazingly! Awesome as usual! :D
spk chapter 1 . 5/19/2011
This was just so cute. I absolutely thought JJ was adorable, and I loved the reflections the others were having about her. I can see Rossi's past happening the way you invented it. I just loved the way you wrote Hotch's character so much that I will have to go read this "Girl" series that you mentioned. :)
Jazmingirl chapter 1 . 11/18/2009
awe I love it
abunnymom chapter 1 . 11/4/2009
This story made me laugh in so many places! The door knocking joke, and subsequent prostitution raid was just hilarious. Especially because it is Hotch as the driver of the prank. And Dave with his back problem resulting from an implied porn-worthy adventure with 2 showgirls. And "lift with your knees", I could actually picture that entire scene. I think that while it is a good stand alone story, if it was put into Girl after the evening H/P eat pizza and plan their bet on where Derek hid the girl it would be a strong addition to that storyline.
katdemon1895 chapter 1 . 10/12/2009
"hotch leaps tall buildings in a single bound" that's got to be one of my favorite lines, totally hilarious and it is a sign of a great writer whent hey recognize their faults, and i'm so glad you didn't take offense when i pointed out that your garcia is a bit off

also a very sweet thing between jj and rossi, yay for rossi using money that would have gone to one of the exwives in order to feed jj and the little one, though i disagree with hotch's position as mom but then that's more because hotch actually acts rather like my dad and patriarch merely connotates the eldest male in a family not necessarily the father and i would crack up if someone called rossi grandpa, unless it was jack, and then i'd just squeal over the cuteness and cackle at the look on rossi's face which would probably be somewhere in equal amounts of amusement, annoyance with a hint of happiness and a gleam of pride

hotch and emily doing a pretend raid and accusing derek's girlfriend of the night of prostitution was hilarious, though if she was that worried and that ready to believe that the cops would arrest her for solicitation then she may very well have been a prostitute, or maybe she thought morgan was a male prostitute and didn't want to get caught up in the hassle? whatever, it was a great scene

looking forward to this cookout that you mentioned at the end

i agree, darn you real life and your constant interfering with fake life!

santa reid! at christmas there could be a thing where someone in a department has to be santa while all the other departments have to get one of their people to be an elf for santa and this year the duty of picking a santa has fallen to the BAU and reid gets stuck with it, it could be sort of a moral booster for the FBI, they see and deal with so many awful things that they need something to laugh at and something to cheer them up, and it could even go as far as anyone at the FBI with kids can bring them in and they can sit on santa's lap- that way all the agents are guaranteed to be able to bring their kid to a santa who isn't a pervert or something and the line would be way shorter
chiroho chapter 1 . 10/8/2009
Nice team friendship story, and I love how you have picked up on several of the threads of the "Girl" universe - waking up Derek, Emily and Hotch sleeping on the floor, JJ being so close to them. Very nicely done. With the amount of horror that the team goes through, you know they'd be doing some pretty serious bonding, and it's great that you can write that so well.

As for Glen Livet, if you're in Scotland it's just called whiskey. If you're from anywhere outside Scotland, you may call it Scotch, but that's to identify it as Scotch Whiskey as against Irish Whiskey, or any other sort of whiskey. Anything which is created from a grain mash is a whiskey. The label in front of it just identifies the place of origin.
Ileana22 chapter 1 . 9/17/2009
"she's not a sofa!" lol

as always, you made my day :)
hxchick chapter 1 . 8/31/2009
I loved this story. When I first started reading fan fiction, I wasn't too thrilled with the JJ/Rossi relationship, but now it's one of my favorites (after Hotch/Emily of course). I loved the prostitution sting on Derek and the threesome line from Rossi. I also thought it was sweet that every one went out of their way not to wake a sleeping JJ. I also think it's cool that JJ knows about the closeness between Hotch and Emily.
Ecda chapter 1 . 8/31/2009
Great one, had a good laugh...I do believe Hotch can leap buildings!
vamp2puppy chapter 1 . 8/31/2009
Great story! Loved JJ and Rossi, I like how you've made them friends after the rough start they had in Girl. Also liked the bit of back story on Dave, I've always wondered why he didn't have any kids.

The prostitution raid on Morgan was brilliant, really made me smile. And the threesome joke was great, I'd love to see the look on Dave's face if they took him up on the offer. I know I'd certainly take up the offer of both Hotch and Rossi ;)

I liked how Dave left the problem of moving JJ up to Hotch “she’s not a SOFA!” Great line.

Hotch and Emily really need to invest in an inflatable mattress if they are going to keep sleeping on the floor!
Crystalwitch chapter 1 . 8/31/2009
Great story. I love your take on Dave Rossi, any of the things you've chosen could easily be part of his background. The connection you have between him and JJ is building beautifully and I'd really like to see more of that. Rossi is one of my favourite characters, so much mystery to be unravelled, and I think you have a really good take on his personality. I imagine David in his private life to be a lot less of a tough guy that he appears in work mode.

I enjoyed the bit with Morgan as well - poor Morgan, I almost (only almost) feel sorry for him, getting his fun stopped so often.

As to the Glen Livet question, here in the UK, it's a whisky, without the e in the spelling. Whisky is from Scotland, while whiskey (with the e) is from Ireland. Over here, asking for "Scotch" will get you a Scottish whisky, like Glen Livet. If you just ask for whisk(e)y the bar staff will give you the choice of any whisk(e)y on the bar (Scotch, Irish, etc). To get an Irish whiskey like Jamesons, you ask for the brand or for an "Irish whiskey", because (very oddly, if you ask me) we don't use "Irish" as a catch-all term for Irish whiskey in the same way we use "Scotch" for Scottish whisky...

Here endeth the over-long lesson :-)
NEFarmgirl chapter 1 . 8/30/2009
Great story! I was so glad to see this and an update on Mirror, Mirror today! By the way, to answer you Glen Livet question, scotch is actually just whiskey made in Scotland, so it is both a scotch and a whiskey. :) Personally, I'm a Jameson's girl myself, too...
imananthropologist chapter 1 . 8/30/2009
aw I loved this story! JJ and Rossi are so funny in just a regular two friends kind of way without the romantic aspect added in. this had a lot of good quips that I felt really fit their personality. and obviously a little hotch and emily humor thrown in for good measure... loved them messing with derek!
ChibiDawn23 chapter 1 . 8/30/2009
OMG, this was so funny. So many great quotables, I particularly liked, "She's not a SOFA!" and "I'm looking for a threesome, just get in here!" and the whole prostitution raid on Morgan was classic.

Sigh. I had to keep the laughter to a minimum as I probably would've freaked my neighbors. But this was great.
1719162 chapter 1 . 8/30/2009
Absolutely fabulous! Any JJ/Rossi story is a winner in my book...whether you ship that way or not! Thanks for a beautifully hilarious story!