|Reviews for It's Called Rejection, Sweetheart|
| lmao chapter 1 . 10/5/2009
Omfg this story was so awsome it was halirious! %stars bravo i loved it it was so so so funny!
| su chapter 1 . 9/13/2009
The worst story that have ever read!
| deaths-master chapter 2 . 9/12/2009
hay i love it but i do have to say wat the fuck
| Little Girlie Wolf chapter 2 . 9/12/2009
ew bellas messed up
| Little Girlie Wolf chapter 1 . 9/12/2009
bella got wat she needed
| Matthew chapter 2 . 9/7/2009
bahaha this is soo good... nice job referencing Alice's adeventures in wonderland and alice through the looking glass best book in the world if you ask me
| jasmine khanam chapter 1 . 9/6/2009
i loved that. she should go to jacob... taylor lautners smexxi!
| Cassidy chapter 1 . 9/6/2009
It was good. Keep it up.
I like the idea of the dirt ring. Of the ring with the dirt inside. Ahdeelala how much is this doggy in the widnow? The one with the waggly tale.
I liked Charlie.
| Astarel chapter 2 . 9/5/2009
Name the other child after me! MARCUS!
Anyway, awesome story :D More!
| Astarel chapter 1 . 9/5/2009
Omg that was incredible! Instant fav... that was so awesome XD This is how the series should have ended...
| Miss.gonnastabyou chapter 2 . 9/5/2009
YES SCORE I GETS THE DEDICATION
ah i love Charlie of the future: in my house, huh?
hahaha fuck off vibe made me laff
how could you Mia? Shona is RELATED TO BELLA? yay blane!
MY LOVE FOR THIS FANFIC IS FOREVER. LIKE DIRT.
| TrinaMarina chapter 1 . 9/5/2009
that was very funny and I think it was much better written than the twilight saga (Which isn't saying much). My favourite part was El Edwardio Sexyface Awwyeahbaby
| Qwertiness chapter 2 . 9/5/2009
that was weird
| XMillieX chapter 2 . 9/5/2009
This is so funny. Your writing style is great. And everything you write is so original! Hehe "Michael Jackson's nose will never, ever decompose". That's awesome. And probably true. x
| RosyBlondieCullen101 chapter 2 . 9/5/2009
this is so cute and sad, i love it. will edward and bella get back together at the end? Oh you know what u should do is have them all go to the same school except for the grandkids, jacob and Nessie, the cullen kids and bell, like old times