Reviews for It's Called Rejection, Sweetheart
lmao chapter 1 . 10/5/2009
Omfg this story was so awsome it was halirious! %stars bravo i loved it it was so so so funny!
su chapter 1 . 9/13/2009
The worst story that have ever read!
deaths-master chapter 2 . 9/12/2009
hay i love it but i do have to say wat the fuck


Little Girlie Wolf chapter 2 . 9/12/2009
ew bellas messed up
Little Girlie Wolf chapter 1 . 9/12/2009

bella got wat she needed
Matthew chapter 2 . 9/7/2009
bahaha this is soo good... nice job referencing Alice's adeventures in wonderland and alice through the looking glass best book in the world if you ask me
jasmine khanam chapter 1 . 9/6/2009
i loved that. she should go to jacob... taylor lautners smexxi!
Cassidy chapter 1 . 9/6/2009
It was good. Keep it up.

I like the idea of the dirt ring. Of the ring with the dirt inside. Ahdeelala how much is this doggy in the widnow? The one with the waggly tale.

I liked Charlie.
Astarel chapter 2 . 9/5/2009
Name the other child after me! MARCUS!

Anyway, awesome story :D More!
Astarel chapter 1 . 9/5/2009
Omg that was incredible! Instant fav... that was so awesome XD This is how the series should have ended...
Miss.gonnastabyou chapter 2 . 9/5/2009

ah i love Charlie of the future: in my house, huh?

hahaha fuck off vibe made me laff

how could you Mia? Shona is RELATED TO BELLA? yay blane!

TrinaMarina chapter 1 . 9/5/2009
that was very funny and I think it was much better written than the twilight saga (Which isn't saying much). My favourite part was El Edwardio Sexyface Awwyeahbaby
Qwertiness chapter 2 . 9/5/2009
that was weird
XMillieX chapter 2 . 9/5/2009
This is so funny. Your writing style is great. And everything you write is so original! Hehe "Michael Jackson's nose will never, ever decompose". That's awesome. And probably true. x
RosyBlondieCullen101 chapter 2 . 9/5/2009
this is so cute and sad, i love it. will edward and bella get back together at the end? Oh you know what u should do is have them all go to the same school except for the grandkids, jacob and Nessie, the cullen kids and bell, like old times
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