|Reviews for Psychotic SuperPowered Vampirism|
| chinadoll7 chapter 13 . 3/17/2010
that was a great story very funny
| KissinCullens chapter 13 . 3/16/2010
This is by far the Craziest, Nuttiest, Most F*cked Up Fic i've ever read!
It made me laugh so hard i go a headache.
I'm in love with your Laurant. I wish much happiness for him and his mustachioed lover. I'm sure he's having endless fun living out some Village People fantasy.
| reds-red chapter 13 . 3/16/2010
Oh what a fun ride that fucked up fic was...BRAVO Pastiche! Thank you as we all need a bit of mind fuckery now and then. XOXOXO's to you...MUAH!
| Brookieo chapter 13 . 3/16/2010
Hilarious, and my favorite story ever, I believe. Even more than Life Sucks. (Length doesn't get it all, you know)
Have a nice day, knowing that you've pleased someone.
(And fucked the rest :3)
Have a day,
| rachelcullen77 chapter 13 . 3/16/2010
LOL...great ending! Its been a very funny ride!
| Lacy Stewart chapter 13 . 3/16/2010
| khytruckle chapter 13 . 3/16/2010
This story was so much fun! The ending was both funny and romantic. Very nice.
You've proven yourself to be quite versatile as a writer, and I have really liked every story you've posted.
I look forward to more.
| Lacy Stewart chapter 12 . 3/16/2010
So funny. I swear you must smoke crack to come up with this shit! In the last chapter, the part with the wolves leaving the diner...I kept picturing them like the jets from west side story. Thanks for making my day brighter!
| SailorNeo chapter 13 . 3/16/2010
Great chapter to end this fantastic story. But, word of advice. Water sex is uncomfortable. Especially when you add sand and salt to the mixture, both being abrasive and all. I mean, okay, venom could get rid of the salt, but there's still the sand getting in very uncomfortable places issue.
| b3j02 chapter 13 . 3/15/2010
SO funny! I don't even know where to start! LOL! The comic relief you provided in these 13 chapters I will miss! Even your A\n this time was funny! Thanks for the memories! I will wait until Yesternight has a few more chapters before delving into that one. Have a wonderful week! Miss ya already!
| babyo chapter 13 . 3/15/2010
Great job and I will miss this crazy Bella!
| bunnyslippersrok19 chapter 13 . 3/15/2010
This was a fun ride!
| Raven Jadewolfe chapter 13 . 3/15/2010
absolutely loved it!
| PurpleMatter chapter 13 . 3/15/2010
I was like, "wow, this is surprisingly serious. oh, wait. nevermind."
JACOB/LAUREN FTW OMG
Only gingersnap cookies remain? NICE TOUCH THAR.
Aww, I'm gonna miss this one. At first I'd always wait a day or two after getting an update email - "WHAT kind of title is THAT?" - but I got over it, and pretty fast, too. It's not amazing, like Nymph and the Waterfall, or heart-pounding, like Waxing Crescent, or INTERESTING (for lack of a better word) like your Jasper stories, but you wanted to make Twilight crack and you made it. You made it without cliches (if I have to read one more story about the Cullen family vacation Mike I am hanging myself) or dumb humor. You - miraculously - kept it smart and snarky and shocking and surprising all thirteen chapters. I might not reread it, like I might reread Nymph or Yesternight (let's all make jasper/edward flags and hang them everywhere!) but this one is gonna have a special place in mah heart.
| constant boredom chapter 13 . 3/15/2010
Lmfao xD I can just imagine Laurents reacion lol xD This story was hilarious, its too bad its over :( I don't suppose you'd be thinking about making any sequels would you? :) that would be awesome xD