Oh my gosh... this is SO funny and SO good! I can't really say more than that. This was just so good. So good!

Years later and it still makes me laugh Amazing ️

Galadriel's entry... the best paragraph of fanfic ever XD

o well done!

Oh man, what a priceless hilarious story. It's such a perfect take on how the characters would react to all the cliched Mary Sue's that writers inserted into their journey. I lol'ed so hard at Elrond referring to her/them as "It" and at Aragorn's "better than I, more beautiful than Arwen," etc. This reminds me in a good way of A Mary Sue Alphabet (one of the most reviewed HP fics) for how funny and accurate it is. Wonderful work - I'll be sharing this at my forum. :)

I read a single review and now I have to read this

gollum to the rescue!

So amazing! Favorite quote (although there were many!): "How's a proper son of Aule supposed to avenge his kin when some poncy chick in chainmail decides to show off how wonderful she is and hog the lot?" Loved it!

This is absolutely incredible, thank you so much.

Once again, Gollum has helped deliver Middle Earth from a great evil. Praise be! And thanks for writing!

I wasn't even born when this was written But anything that mocks Mary Sue's is a great thing for me

Wait. Did Gollum eat her? This is without a doubt the best mockery of Mary Sues I have read in a looong time. Thank you.

So beautiful! I loved it!

All I can say is: thank you.

Gods, this is so hilarious... XD Galadriel amd Bill especially. Loved it! :)